Cherry pie and crackers
SpongeBob SquarePants was very upset. "Gary!" He screamed as he got on the scale, "I gained half a pound!" "Meow?" Gary said and slithered over to the scale. "Look!" SpongeBob said as he dramatically pointed to the scale, "Last week, I was 112, and now I'm 112.5! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" SpongeBob screamed as he threw the scale and Gary out the window. "Meow." Gary said when he landed. SpongeBob was so upset that he started crying and squirting like a sprinkler. SpongeBob then started squirting out tears like a water fountain and made a flood. SpongeBob ran to the refrigerator and grabbed some cherry pie and crackers. He shoved the whole pie in his mouth and then started watching lifetime. SpongeBob cried so hard that cherry pie started coming out his nose.