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TEASER: Jack and Gibbs are singing and flirting!
WARNING: Rated NC17
THE PIRATE MUSICAL
"Fifteen men on a dead man's chest…", Gibbs sang as he spun the wheel.
"Yohoho, and a bottle of rum to test…", Jack retorted slippery as an
"Our manhood this very night!", Gibbs answered as he took a sip.
"THAT would be a miserable sight!", Jack sang with a drop on his lip.
"Are ye challengin' me, mate", Gibbs spat while happily humming.
"Oh now, that I would hate", Jack grimaced while clumsily drumming.
"Say, you started this, Jack!", Gibbs grinned as he was steering the
"But you have no ballsack!", Jack replied as he pointed with his
"Too bad you name rhymes with that", Gibbs teased and enjoyed the rum.
"Well, my friend, at least I'm not fat", Jack spat back and drank
"But you have an ugly hat!", Gibbs dared to say as he looked at his
"That one was yer bad!", Jack snorted as he looked at the night skies.
"Sorry, but ye started this", Gibbs sang while he let out a loud burp.
"I know, gimme a kiss!", Jack sang happily, taking another slurp.
"Ye're drunk, captain Sparrow", Gibbs hummed and sent a smile.
"Yer observation is truly thorough", Jack joked, they had sailed a
"Let's jump in the drink!", Gibbs suggested and took off his shirt.
"Look out, ye'll just sink!", Jack replied with a skew smirk.
"Last man in is a douche bag!", Gibbs yelled and jumped in the sea.
"Wait, what about me hat?", Jack said as he let the captain hat be.
"Are you coming, fool?", Gibbs complained loudly as he swam.
"I hope the drink isn't too cool!", Jack said as he hit the water
with a bam.
"Hey, douche bag – I'm here!", Gibbs grinned and splashed at him.
"The water tastes like beer…", Jack mumbled and started to swim.
"That would be salt, dear!", Gibbs laughed and took a gulp to taste.
"Are you hitting on me?", Jack retorted as he let no rum go to waste.
"Of course I am, luv", Gibbs teased as he splashed Jack one more time.
"But I have no muff!", Jack grinned as he held up a shiny dime.
"Is that what ye're worth?", Gibbs asked and grabbed the coin.
"Just so ye know – I can't give birth!", Jack said and rubbed his
"That's perfect, luv, let's get it on", Gibbs said and grabbed Jack's
"Hey, I could be yer son!", Jack said as he gulped down rum en masse.
"So what, time to get rid of the writer!", Gibbs winked and dived
"That idea is one of yer brighter", Jack said, attempting not to
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