Author's note: hey this is my first fan fic. But please don't hold back on your feelings. If you think its horrible then tell me, just tell me why. If think it was brilliant then tell me why. So without further delay I give you " How to Embarrass a Cullen."
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from twilight unfortunatly.
How to Embarrass a Cullen
This chapter is from Emmett's Point of view:
Muahahaha! Today I will get revenge on Edward. Last week Edward and I were supposed to go hunting together but he ditched me to go hang out with Bella. He will definitely pay for that!
"Edward!" I screamed in my head.
" Coming Emmett." He said back.
Ok now just don't think about your plan Emmett. Think about other things. Ok I can do this.
" Oh look at what a lovely day this is. I wonder what is taking Edward so long…hm… maybe I should go investigate. Think quietly. Or else he will here you Emmett. Just keep thinking quietly. And walk quieter. Why am I talking third person? That was weird. Ok now watch that first stair. Its really squeaky."
" Darn it! Ok almost there. Just keep thinking quietly. Just one more stair. Alright. Now quietly open the door. OH MY GOD! EDWARD! He's making out with Bella! Ewww! I could never kiss Bella. She's like a sister to me."
" Emmett?" Edward said. I knew that if Edward could blush, he would be. However Bella was as red as a tomato!
" Darn it I stopped thinking quietly!"
" Oh I can see your buisy, I'll just uh…leave."
Wow I didn't even have to try to get Edward to be embarrassed. Oh well, another job well done.
Author's note: ok so leave reviews. I know that this probably isnt the best fanfic but I am new. But please don't keep that from telling me how you really felt about it.