I know what you are thinking I should finish my other stories before i start a new one but I really wanted to write this for some reason.

Summary: Naruto used to be a little on the chunky side, after high school he became a famous designer/model, known as Suzuki. He goes to his high school reunion to get closure, which he is not to sure he needs. There he reunites his high school crush, heart throb Sasuke Uchiha.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or the Wizard of Oz, or The Godfather

This is one of Naruto's fantasies.

"This you know is dialogue"


Ch. 1: The Wicked Witch of the West, and her flying Monkeys

"Toto I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore" I say to myself as I walk around my high school reunion.

To be quite honest I never really expected to come back. I was happy living my life, but most of my friends believed that I needed to get CLOSURE. To be honest I thought it is not possible to get anymore closure. Sure I still hated most of these people with a hatred that if it could burn them it would put the fiery flames of hell to shame. But it was I believe not at all unhealthy people needed someone to hate and I chose them.

Gym I always hated the gym, it was where most of the insults were made, and to be honest it smelled like feet. As I walked around, I felt myself digress to the kid I used to be the poor kid with no self esteem, the successful designer/model long forgotten, runway shows, during fashion week erased and I became that lonely fat kid everyone picked on. Then I felt a hand on my shoulder, I turn expecting an insult but the only thing I see is my friend/co-worker/best friends girlfriend, smiling at me reminding me that I am no longer that little defenseless boy.

So I continue to walk around I remember faces, but to be honest there was only one face I wanted to see and as my luck would have it he was the one person who wasn't here, he was probably smart enough to skip the whole shebang. Though why he would I don't know it's not like he was ever humiliated or made fun of. If anything he was treated like a damn king, the bastard.

That's it where are the damn cookies I think, I've been here less than ten minutes and he already has me eating sweets and he's not even here, this cannot be good.

"Ten minutes here and you are already eating junk food," Temari says taking away the cookie from my mouth.

"Hey I was going to eat that," I say reaching for my cookie.

"I'm sorry, but you have a runway show to run tomorrow and you will probably have to model something so no sweets." She says handing me a carrot.

"Temari give me the fucking cookie or so help me God I will not let you in my runway," I say tossing the carrot away.

Before she had a chance to react a very high pitched annoying squeal was heard.

"Oh my freaking God its Suzuki and Temari, at our high school reunion I can't believe it, its just wow." Came the voice of Sakura Haruno or as I like to call her the wicked witch of the west, and I was sure her flying monkeys were somewhere close behind.

"Neji, Shino, Sai, look who it is two famous people at our reunion, can you believe it." She says.

Sure enough there they were her flying monkeys, which she used to send to torture me in high school.

"You look familiar do I know you… tubbs?" Neji said.

"Wow, I would have never imagined that you would end up looking like this," Sakura said, with a predatory look in her eyes.

"Wow, so did you loose like a thousand pounds or something," Sai said smiling his sickly sweet smile, "and if that's true I don't think you should ruin your obviously hard work by shoving that cookie down your throat."

Stupid fucking monkey's and witch, where the hell is my water I want to melt this bitch and her damn monkeys, I think and instantly I find a bottle of water and start to make a grab for it.

"No," Temari said sternly as I reached for the water.

"Come on I need to totally melt this witch and then get rid of her damn monkeys," I whisper still reaching for the bottle of water.

"Well it is tubbs," Shino stated in as little words as possible.

"Okay its Naruto, NOT TUBBS, NA-RU-TO." He yelled. "Temari give me my goddamn cookie right now or so help me god you will regret this day for the rest of your life." He said with a glare that Temari thought would make her brother Gaara very proud.

You can act like a man! Gaara says sounding a lot like Don Corleone. "Just when i think I'm out they pull me back in" I scream dramatically at Gaara who is at this point offering me his ring so i may kiss it.

"Here is the damn cookie now chill out before you make and even bigger idiot out of yourself," Temari said placing the cookie in his hands, effectively snapping him out of his day dream.

"Ok it's been thirty minutes already, lets get out of here." I say frantically pointing at my watch for emphasis.

"No, just a few more minutes come on it hasn't been that bad," She says walking away.

That's when I heard Sakura yelling after me, the music was kind of loud but I'm pretty sure she was saying something along the lines of

"I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too!" then she turns to the leader of the flying monkeys, aka Neji and she says "Take your army to the Haunted Forest and bring me that boy and her dog. Do what you want with the others, but I want her alive and unharmed. They'll give you no trouble, I promise you that. I've sent a little insect on ahead to take the fight out of 'em. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Take special care of those ruby slippers - I want those most of all. Now fly! Fly!" I then turn to Temari the Good witch but she is currently busy talking on her cell phone?

"Ok so maybe I'm exaggerating a little but I really don't feel like talking, and I am sure it was something along those lines anyways. Must avoid human contact, must hide away in restroom." I say searching for them.

That's when I noticed that the whole room had gone quite and were staring at the entrance. I was a bit curious and decided to get a peek at what the big deal was and that's when I noticed, it was him. And god he was just as hot as I remember him being.

"If you don't close your mouth flies are going to get in there." Temari says sneaking up on me.

"What?" I say looking at her.

"Nothing but I have the feeling we are going to stay here a bit longer," she says smirking.

I noticed how the wicked witch immediately attached herself to his arm, and began her task of talking Sasuke's ear off.

It was at that moment that I grabbed the bottle of water and poured it on her and she began to yell ARRRRRGH! — YOU CURSED BRAT! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! I'm MELTING! Melting! Oh — what a world, what a world! Who would have thought a good little boy like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?! ARRRRRGH! I'm gone! I'm gone! I'm going! Finally Sasuke says pulling me into a kiss.

Or he would have in my mind anyways if the damn flash hadn't gone off. Wait flash.

"Shit Temari, we have to go, the paparazzi," I say grabbing her arm and pulling her towards the exit.

Well I think the death of the witch and my kiss with prince charming is going to have to wait. I think to myself as I run to my car.

After a long wait and need of inspiration for Never Mine the only thing I could come up with was this. I am almost done with the next chapter of Never Mine, it's just that its missing something but I cant figure out what. Well I hop you like this story, please review.