"Danna, I'm cold

"Danna, I'm cold.."

"So?"

"So I'm cold, un!"

"And?"

"Danna!"

"What?"

"I'm cold."

"..."

"Will you--"

"No."

"...okay, can you--"

"No."

"DAMMIT, Listen to me, un!"

"No."

"...Danna--"

"No."

"..."

"..."

"Fuck me."

"What?"

"Fuck me. That'll keep me warm, un."

"..."

"Danna? ...I WASN'T SERIOUS, UN!"

"...Then why did you say it?"

"W-Well because I wanted.. you to...uh.. your.. I wanted.."

"...?"

"...A-attention, un."

"Well you have it now?"

"..."

A/N: And What happens after that I will leave to you all's minds.

lol This doesn't deserve to be called a fanfiction. XDDD I would be shot for this in my writing class.

But, it is as the title mostly says. A result of absolute boredom.

Sasori & Deidara (C) Kishimoto-sama