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Chapter 26: What do you mean we're back?


Pein looked up at the raging woman in front of him.

"Can I help you?" He asked calmly.

"I. Want. Him. Gone." She seethed.

"Whom might you be talking about my lovely flower?"

"Shut. Up. HIM. That so-called, Pimp! I want him gone. He's attempted to pimp out our servants, he keeps following me around and I want him gone."

"Then kill him yourself."

"I've tried. He won't DIE!" She screeched as she slammed her fists on his desk, leaving two deep grooves, her normally perfectly sleeked blue hair starting to come undone, giving her quite the appearance of madness.

"Very well. I shall take care of it. Go send me some maids to clean up this mess you've made and I shall get to it this week."

"NO. Not this week. NOW NAGATO!"

"You know, you are unbelievably sexy when you're angry." Pein leaned forward and gave a wolfish grin, only to be smacked across the face. "Feisty too. I like that."

"Wassup bitches? HAHA! Tch." Sweet Daddy Dee spoke from the doorway. "Sweet thang, I hope you ain't cheatin' on me with metal face over here."

Pein rolled his chair back upon seeing the look on Konan's face and took cover as the zing of thousands of paper birds filled the air.

"Ah shit, not again!"


Suigetsu sulked on Naruto's roof. He had voluntarily removed himself from the situation in the living room where Sasuke and the pink-haired girl were still making out on Naruto's couch. So he had decided to occupy himself with the various scrolls laying around the hyperactive ninja's room. He was having quite a lot of fun with the novelty jutsus. Especially the one that turned you into a girl.

"Hey!" Naruto called up to him. "What are you doing up there?"

"I wouldn't go in there if I were you." Suigetsu warned.

"And why is that? It's my house!"

"Just trust me. Don't go in there."

Naruto jumped up on the roof and sat down next to him.

"So are you going to tell me why?"

"Because those two are in there going at it." Suigetsu grumbled.

"Those two?"

"Sasuke and the pink haired girl."

"WHAT?" Naruto screeched as he jumped off the roof, flung open the door and ran inside. There was a scream followed by two other screams, another scream and Naruto came flying out of his apartment looking scarred for life as he huddled in fetal position next to Suigetsu.

"Told you so."

Scroll land

"What the hell is this place?" Walter grunted as he stared around at the tropical surroundings, his fellow puppets by his side.

"Welcome to the land of Summons." A giant Aardvark stood in front of him.

"What now?" Peanut asked. "Oh look! A POOL!" He took off running towards a waterfall.

"It's too humid here." Walter grumbled.

"Will yew shut up for once?" Bubba snapped as he toddled over to the rocks by the water and cracked open a beer.

"Indeed!" Melvin nodded.

"I wish Achmed were here." Peanut sighed from the water. "I would quite enjoy using him as a flotation device."

"The Land of Summons is where all summons stay until we are well...summoned." The Aardvark explained.

"That explains a whole lot." Walter grumbled sarcastically. "So basically we're stuck here until the Dumbass decides he wants us?"

"Yeah, pretty much."

"We're never getting out of here." Walter announced as he threw his hands in the air.

Yes yes. Longer than two weeks. Small update. More to come. I promise