The Baby Bottle Belt!

By: Shannon

NOTE: This satirical infomercial is based on an invention project I did in 8th grade (and it was an actual baby bottle belt).

Mothers, tired of logging around that bulky diaper bag? Have you tried to handle your baby and the diaper bag AT THE SAME TIME?

Now you realize that YOU only have TWO arms! Juggling an infant and a diaper bag in the Wal-Mart bed and bath section is strenuous and puts strain on your back! Well, worry no more, because the answer to your problem lies on this infomercial!

It's the all new, BABY BOTTLE BELT! This belt clips on like a fanny pack, and has holder rings for bottles, the teething ring, and a special pack that holds four diapers and wipes! It also features a special compartment for baby's pacifier and spit up towels! There is an insolated compartment to hold baby's food and feeding spoon.

Remove the strain from your back with the BABY BOTTLE BELT! No more bending over or trying to hold the baby while trying to dig in the diaper bag for a teething ring. You can hold baby comfortably while you reach for the teething ring right on the belt!

The belt works just like a construction worker's tool belt. There is a place for everything: bottles, pacifiers, diapers and wipes, teething rings, and towels. This is the perfect gift for the mother of an infant or an expectant mother!

You'll see these in department stores sold for $40 to $50. Well, with this special TV offer, you'll get the baby bottle belt, four bottles, four pacifiers, a package of diapers, a coupon book worth up to $500 in savings, and a plush toy for the baby for the low, low, low price of just $19.95! But wait! There's more! Call to order in the next half hour and you'll receive a $25 gift certificate to a Babies-R-Us nearest you OR a $100 shopping spree at any Wal-Mart store!

For a limited time, call now and get a SECOND baby bottle set for you or for a friend for only $4.95! Yes, that's right! A SECOND set for just $4.95!

No more bending over, juggling your infant child while looking for his pacifier. It's all right here on the convienent, baby bottle belt! The baby bottle bet is $19.95 plus $4.95 S&H. Call 1-800-777-7777 to order yours today!