Hogwarts Never Ends


DUMBLEDORE: (Beginning drums)

VOLDEMORT: Hey!

CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!

VOLDEMORT: Hey!

CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!

VOLDEMORT: Hey!

HARRY: Seven years, you'd think for sure

That's all you've got to endure

MALFOY: All the total dicks!

CHO: All the stuck-up chicks!

PROFESSOR McGONAGALL: So superficial, so immature

RON: And then when you come of age

You take a look around and you say, "Hey, Wait!"

This is the same as where I just came from

I thought it was over

Oh that's just great

EVERYONE: The whole magic world is just as obsessed with who's the pureblood and who's just a half

HARRY: Who's got the money

CEDRIC: Who gets the hotties!

RON: Who's kinda cute

GRAWP: And who's just a mess!

HARRY: And I still have the Prince's book

MALFOY: And you don't have the right friends!

HARRY: Nothing changes but the Dark Lord, ol' Snape and robe trends

RON: Hogwarts never ends!

CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!

VOLDEMORT: Hey!

CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!

VOLDEMORT: Hey!

HERMIONE: Check out the popular kids

You'll never guess what Marietta did

And how did Romilda Vane lose all that weight?

And You-Know-Who killed Sirius so I guess Tom's back

GINNY: And the only thing that matters

Is climbing up that Ministry ladder

LOCKHART: Still care about your hair

MR. WEASLEY: And the car you fly!

HARRY: Doesn't matter if you're 16

DUMBLEDORE: Or 105!

CHO: Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen!

RON: Bill Gates, captain of the chess team

FRED AND GEORGE: Jack Black, a clown

CEDRIC: And Brad Pitt, the quarterback

GINNY: Seen it all before... I want my money back!

EVERYONE: The whole magic world is just as obsessed with who's the best Keeper and who's got the Snitch

SLUGHORN: Who's in the club

MADAM POMFREY: And who's on the drugs!

LAVENDER: Who's throwing up before they digest

SNAPE: And I still don't have the right nose

UMBRIDGE: And you don't have the right blood!

HERMIONE: And you still read the same -- newspaper you did back then

GINNY: Hogwarts never ends!

CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!

VOLDEMORT: Hogwarts never ends!

WORMTAIL: (Guitar solo)

EVERYONE: The whole magic world is just as obsessed with

HARRY: The Boy-Who-Lived

THE DAILY PROPHET: No, he's going mad!

LUCIUS: Who's got the money

LOCKHART: Who gets the hotties

NEVILLE: Who's kinda cute

UMBRIDGE: And who's just a mess!

HAGRID: And I still don't have the right look

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, AND GINNY: And I still have the same three friends!

VOLDEMORT: And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then!

EVERYONE: Hogwarts never ends!

CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!

VOLDEMORT: Hogwarts never ends!

CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!

VOLDEMORT: Hogwarts never ends!

CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!

JK ROWLING: And here we go again!

CHOIR: Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!


Lead Vocals:

Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley

Backup Vocals:

Albus Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort, Hogwarts Choir, Draco Malfoy, Cho Chang, Minerva McGonagall, Everyone, Cedric Diggory, Grawp, Gilderoy Lockhart, Arthur Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, Horace Slughorn, Madam Pomfrey, Lavender Brown, Severus Snape, Dolores Umbridge, The Daily Prophet, Lucius Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Rubeus Hagrid, JK Rowling

Drums:

Albus Dumbledore

Guitar:

Peter Pettigrew

Person Who Said "Hey" and "Hogwarts Never Ends" Randomly:

Lord Voldemort

Original Song By:

Bowling for Soup

Author (who really hopes you'll review!):

melissaeverlasting