I do not own Naruto. And I never will.

This is something that well I was listening to Weird Al's "Amish Paradise" while watching the Chuunin Exams episode where Neji fought Naruto. So I just sort of made this up P

Neji one day, was given the oppurtunity to sing karaoke. Neji decided that he would write a song about living like a Hyuuga. Parody of Weird Al's "Amish Paradise"


Hyuuga Paradise

As I walk through the valley where I train everyday
I take a look at TenTen and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for a Hyuuga like me
You know I shun fancy things like natural beauty

At 4:30 in the morning, I always meditate
Hinata works out and Hinabi complains (Fool...)
And I've been training and working so long
That even Lord Hiashi thinks my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land; I'm into destiny
Gotta mark on my head that will never leave
But if you mention about it, I will have to say
I'm gonna hate you, kill you and hurt you in any way

We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Hyuuga Paradise
We pick bros against each other
Living in a Hyuuga Paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in this Hyuuga Paradise
We sell each other at discount price
Living in a Hyuuga Paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I smiled and ranted all about his destiny
I hope he did listen to what I did tell
Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell

I always punch ninja even if they don't deserve it
A nice lil' Hyuuga, You know that's unheard of
I wear over-fitting clothes and that's just a fact
And my homies agree I really look good in black
Fool...

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the light bill in 500 years
But we ain't really nice, so please don't point and stare
We're just a little socially-impaired...

There's no life, liberty, or happiness
Not a single luxury...
Like the members of Akatsuki
We're as cold as we can be...

We've been spending most our lives
Living in a Hyuuga Paradise
We're just family killing family
Living in this Hyuuga Paradise
There's not time for love or vice
Living in a Hyuuga Paradise
We don't smile, we always fight
Living in this Hyuuga Paradise

Practicing our jutsu
Rotating in a circle
Put a head mark on a baby
Soon on another
Think you're really righteous
Think you''ve got a good life
Well I know your destiny ain't as good as is mine
I've the coolest ninja the lil' Hyuuga's wanna be like
Everyday, getting stronger after every fight
So don't be vain, or don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I'll have to go all 8 palms on your hiney

We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Hyuuga Paradise
We're all crazy shinobi guys
Living in this Hyuuga Paradise
No ANBU says we're wrong
Living in an Hyuuga Paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Hyuuga Paradise

(I'll change the Hyuga way. When I become Hokage!)

(I'll change the Hyuga way. When I become Hokage!)

Bleck!