Hey guys! Here's chapter three I hope you like it! I had a ton of fun writing it. And Yami's in it, so have fun reading.

Virtual Me: You can't tell them what to do.

Me: Oh yeah? Watch me!


Disclaimer: I still don't own YuGiOh, when I do I will be sure to tell you.


Chapter 3: How the Hell Was That Even Possible?


"Wait, what?" Anna asked.

"You were with us Anna remember?" Claire sighed.

"Wait, I was?"

"Yes,"

"Wait, really?"

"Yes, remember the glowy eye thing?"

"Wait, glowy eye?"

"Remember?"

"Wait, what were we talking about?"

"We got sucked into our favorite cartoon because Pegasus' eye started glowing,"

"Wait, cartoon?"

"Yes cartoon, you know, drawn?"

"Wait, drawn?"

"Can you please shut up?"

"Wait, what?"

Claire sighed and put her face in her hands. Yugi looked at her sympathetically, "Is she always like this?" Yugi asked looking at Anna who for some reason was currently babbling about kittens.

"No, I think switching dimensions fried her brain." Jenny said.

"Hey, Yugi what color do you hate the most?" Anna suddenly asked.

"Umm... fuchsia, why?"

"How could you hate fuchsia? Fuchsia is awesome!" Anna bent down and when she straightened up she suddenly had a chainsaw. "Now you die!"

"Umm... Anna, how did you get a chainsaw?" Claire couldn't help but ask as she stepped between Anna and Yugi.

"You know how the cartoon world is, just bend over and straighten up and you magically have a weapon in your hands, don't worry Yugi's a cartoon character, he won't die. Plus, he's the main character, they wouldn't kill him yet." Anna answered


Meanwhile, with the writers of YuGiOh...

"I don't want to write this show anymore, lets kill Yugi and end the series." A man said.

"I agree, but how?" Someone else said.

"Let's have a random person kill him with a chainsaw!"

"Awesome idea!"


Back at the hospital...

"RUN YUGI SHES GONNA KILL YOU!" Claire screamed restraining her friend. Yugi ran down the hall of the hospital.

"LET ME GO!" Anna screamed freeing herself and turning on the chainsaw, "COME HERE YUGI!" Anna screamed running after him.

"NO DON'T KILL HIM I LOVE HIM!" Claire yelled chasing after Anna, luckily Yugi didn't hear her, Joey, Tristan, and Tea did and Jenny turned to them.

"Don't tell Yugi or I will kill you," She growled bending down and straightening up with a flamethrower in her hands. They all shook their heads and zipped their lips.


Meanwhile, with the slightly crazier person...

"DIE, YUGI, DIE! I WILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD AND FEED IT TO THE DARK MAGICIAN!"

"DON'T KILL HIM ANNA, OR I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!"

"HE'S A CARTOON CHARACTER HE WON'T DIE!"

"HOW DO YOU KNOW? ANNIE?"

Anna suddenly turned around, she looked furious as she stared at Claire.

"NEVER CALL ME ANNIE! IF YOU DO IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONLY MAKE SURE THAT YUGI'S CHOPPED OFF HEAD IS FED TO A DRAGON!"

"WHAT DRAGON? THE BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON? GOOD LUCK FINDING A REAL ONE! EVEN HERE!"

"I'LL ASK KAIBA TO LET ME BORROW IT!"

While the girls were fighting Yugi sat in a corner, hearing their raised voices, and hoping to god that neither of them found him.

"Yugi, Yugi! Come out, come out, where ever you are!" Anna said in a falsly sweet voice creeping ever closer to Yugi. And then Yugi had an idea, he got out of his hiding place to find himself face to face with a maniac holding a chainsaw.

"Fuchsia is the best thing ever! Don't you agree?" Yugi said cheerfully.

"Oh, my god it totally is!" Anna said dropping her chainsaw which disappeared before it even hit the ground.

"Umm... Anna where is Claire?"

"Oh, her? I tied her up and left her to die, why?" Yugi's face went white as he ventured out into the hallway looking for Claire.


Meanwhile, back with the writers...

"What the hell do you mean we can't kill Yugi?" A man asked.

"You can't kill Yugi," The director of the show said.

"Then I will kill you then kill Yugi!" The man bent down and straightened up holding a machete in his hands.


Meanwhile back in Yugi's hospital room...

"I'm going to go and make sure Anna doesn't kill anyone, stay here!" Jenny said and the three cartoon characters nodded. Jenny left the room and went looking for her friends, the yelling had gone away and Jenny was worried. After a few minutes she came upon Yugi looking inside of every room.

"What are you doing?" Jenny asked. Yugi turned around and saw the flamethrower.

"Don't kill me!" Yugi shouted putting his hands in the air.

"What?" Jenny asked bewildered, then she followed Yugi's gaze and saw that she was still holding the flamethrower. "Oh, sorry," Jenny dropped the weapon and it disappeared. "Where are Anna and Claire?" Jenny asked looking around as though they would be hiding around the corner.

"Anna is ranting about fuchsia in one of those rooms over there," Yugi said pointing his thumb over his shoulder to indicate where. "And Anna tied Claire up and left her to die, I'm looking for her."

"I'll help," Jenny said opening a random door and peering inside. Jenny gasped when she saw Claire lying on the floor with her hands and feet tied up, and a white cloth covering her mouth.

"Oh my god," Jenny said hurrying to untie her friend.

"Wow," Anna said appearing behind Yugi who yelped and went to hide behind Jenny. "I did better than I thought I did."

"Yeah, thanks!" Claire spat as she rubbed her wrists where the rope had cut into them.

"So, what's a cartoon?" Yugi asked suddenly. The three girls stared at him in amazement.

"It's hard to explain," Claire said when she realized that he wouldn't know since he was one.

"Why doesn't my cell phone work?" Anna asked looking at the fuchsia phone in her hands.

"Maybe it's the battery," Yugi said striding over to her.

"But I recharged it the night before we came here." Anna said frowning.

"Mine doesn't work either," Jenny said looking at the purple phone that she knew had a full battery before they had started watching YuGiOh.

Claire took out her blue phone and shook her head. "Neither does mine,"

"That's weird," Yugi said and they started walking back to Yugi's room.

"Maybe the dimension change drained their batteries, like it fried Anna's brain." Jenny said thoughtfully.

"HEY!" Anna bent over and straightened up suddenly holding a machine gun in her hands. Everyone sighed before they started running in the opposite direction. Anna followed gleefully shouting death threats and shooting the walls.

"DAMN IT! I RAN OUT OF BULLETS!"Anna shouted and Jenny, Yugi, and Claire heard her.

"These people are crazy Yugi! Run away!" Yami said appearing in spirit form next to Yugi.

Claire suddenly screamed and threw her arms around Yami, who was solid to people who could see him.

"OhmygodYamiI'myourbiggestnumberoneobsessedfangirl!" Claire said very quickly causing Yami to look at her in alarm.

"How can she see me?" Yami asked Yugi who shrugged.

"I'vealwayswantedtomeetyou!" Claire said without letting go of the spirit.

"Yugi! Help! She's crushing me!" Yami gasped, Yugi and Jenny burst out laughing.

"DIE JENNY!" Anna shouted, she had somehow gotten her hands on an army tank.

"HOLY SHIT! HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET THAT?!" Jenny yelled staring at the vehicle that was taking up the whole hallway.

"Help!" Yami gasped, Claire was still crushing him oblivious to her surroundings. Jenny grasped Claire's arm and tried pulling her away from the 5,000 year old spirit, but she wouldn't move.

"CLAIRE WE HAVE TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Jenny yelled pulling Claire with all of her strength. She pulled so hard that she fell over and pulled Claire on top of her, who in turn pulled Yami with her.

"Please let go of me," Yami managed to gasp out as the tank came closer and closer. Yugi tried to help get Claire off of Yami but to no avail.

"I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!" Anna shouted and Claire suddenly snapped out of it.

"DON'T YOU DARE KILL YUGI ANNIE!" Claire shouted and finally let go of Yami who disappeared into his soul room.

Yugi and Jenny pulled Claire away just as Anna shot the cannon of the tank. The blast of the cannon echoed in their ears as they ran away. The blast made a huge hole in the wall exactly where Claire and Yami had been standing moments before.

"We have to get that away from her!" Yugi said and Claire stopped running.

"Leave that to me," She said stooping down and straightening, she suddenly found herself sitting in the pilot's seat of a bomber plane.

"GET HER OUT OF THE TANK!" Claire shouted to Yugi who nodded. Claire didn't want to kill one of her best friends.

"HEY ANNA!" Yugi yelled.

"WHAT?" Anna shouted back.

"PUPPIES ARE AWESOME DON"T YOU AGREE?"

Anna got out of the tank, "Oh my god they totally are!"

Claire took her chance and launched a missile directly at the tank and it blew up. Claire landed the plane and got out of it. The plane disappeared and Claire looked around taking in all of the destruction they had caused.

"How the hell was that even possible?" She asked.

YAY STUFF IS BLOWING UP!

Virtual Me: She shoudn't be that happy about that should she?

Me: YAY DIE!

Virtual Me: Thanks for reading, I'm going to take her to a mental hospital now, bye!