Yoshizilla: Ha ha! I did something that you all wished you would have done in the past! Write a Mario Party style fanfic for the Super Smash Brothers category of Fanfiction Net! And who else but to put in the staring role other than good old Yoshi... I actually was considering using Mario, but then it would be called Mario Party. And this would seem like an exact novelization of the first and original game of the same name, so I didn't. Plus, it would sound stupid. I mean, Mario Smash Party? Yeah, that's what I thought. So anyway, enjoy the fanfic, and April Fools, you fools, for it is the first day of April!
Disclaimer: Yoshi, the Super Smash Brothers characters that appear in this story, and any cameos/references/appearances of ANYTHING in this story belong to Nintendo. Oh, and Peppy Ankylosaurus and Dr. Hoshi are property of Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus.
Hello! It's a-me, Mario! I should-a tell you all that-a Yoshi and his five other smashing friends-a (tee hee, I-a made a funny pun-a) were-a so bored-a, they decided-a to have a party, Mario Party style-a! So sit back-a and relax-a as I shall-a narrate to you-a all on what became-a the party-a that the friendly neighborhood Yoshi, the quirky and electrical Pikachu, the food-loving Kirby, the concerned and motherly Jigglypuff, the smart one and the geek Ness, and the easily afraid and bashed Lucas got themselves into-a! Read and enjoy-a the craziness that ensues-a!
It was a boring, though nice beautiful day on the wide open plains in the middle of nowhere. Yoshi, along with the likes of his five friends Pikachu, Kirby, Jigglypuff, Ness, and Lucas, was bored out of his mind as the six young friends were looking for a way to have fun.
"Hrmm... you know, we really haven't done anything in the past three and a half months," Yoshi started as he rubbed the back of his head.
Pikachu nodded in agreement. "Yeah. Plus, with the other Smashers sort of not wanting to do anything outside of the house, it just seems that we may have to find something to invent all by ourselves." The yellow-colored, electrical mouse Pokemon replied with a sad sigh.
Thinking, Ness closed his eyes and folded his arms. Lucas and Jigglypuff gave each other concerning looks while Kirby was devouring dirt on the ground, in spite of hunger. After a few minutes, the red-capped PSI boy snapped his fingers and stated with happiness, "That's it! I got a grand idea!"
All of the five other young characters glanced towards Ness as they were curious, with Kirby having the dirt in his mouth. After a pause or so, Ness stated, pointing at himself, "How about we play a game os baseball? Doesn't that sound fun?"
"Errr..." Jigglypuff stated, looking down at her feet. "I... don't think that's a good idea. We need something more social." She pondered. "Something like..."
"...Dancing!" Lucas randomly blurted, sweatdropping as he received odd glances from the others. He frowned and sighed, looking down at his feet in shame. "I'm sorry... I'll just stop talking..."
Yoshi and Pikachu then turned around and whispered to each other. Ness and Jigglypuff were highly curious as they approached the two whisperers, while Lucas started to sniffle as Kirby continued eating the dirt with delight. After two minutes Yoshi and Pikachu turned around and faced everyone.
"We got an excellent idea," Pikachu stated, a grin across his face.
"Since there's six of us, and since there's nothing to do,' Yoshi continued as he smiled and rubbed his hands together, "We're going to have ourselves a party!"
Ness, Jigglypuff, Lucas, and even Kirby all gasped at the same time upon hearing the announcement. "P-party!?"
Pikachu nodded. "Yep! And it will be called... Pikachu Party!"
"WHAT!?" Yoshi said in dismay, glaring back at his rodent friend, "No way, buddy! I came up with the idea first, so it should be called Yoshi Party!"
"How about Kirby Party?" The male pink puffball interrupted as he let out a belch, much to Jigglypuff's disgust.
"Hrmm...I think something like Lucas Party would suit better," Lucas commented, getting slapped in the back of the head by Ness.
Jigglypuff sighed. "Look, how about we all just have fun and whoever wins will have this party named after them. Deal?" She clearly stated, before coughing out, "Besides, Jigglypuff Party sounds better."
Ness fumed, stomping his right foot. "No! It should be Ness Party, since I'm the smartest one here!" He rebutted, receiving heavy feedback from the others.
"What!?" "Ness Party!" "Since when were you the smartest?" "You have got to be kidding me." "No offense, Ness, but Ness Party sounds so... stupid."
Ness fumed, his race turning an angry red. He then screamed, fumes coming out from his ears, "FINE!! THEN WE'LL SEE WHO WINS IN THE END!! AND WHOEVER DOES WIN GETS NOT ONLY HIS OR HER NAME IN THE TITLE, BUT ALTOGETHER GETS SOMETHING REALLY COOL AND AWESOME THAT WE PROBABLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS UNTIL THE END OF THIS STORY BECAUSE THE STUPID AUTHOR IS TOO LAZY TO DESCRIBE!!" And with that shouted, he and the other five characters raced off towards the closet green warp pipe, to head off to the random space that will take them to their party game...