She had always complained about his exaggerated consumption of sugar. Today was no different.
"Honestly, Albus, you really should stop eating all those sweets."
"Honestly, Minerva, you really should stop telling me to quit eating my sweets. One would think that you're jealous of my lemon drops"
"I will let you know that I do not feel as if they are of any concurrence. What I am trying to say is that too much sugar is bad for your health, you should know that. Just yesterday three students went to see Poppy after a trip to Honeydukes"
"That's because they are not able to control themselves. Unlike them, I am"
She snorted in disbelief.
"I highly doubt it."
"It is true, my dear. Have you ever seen me with a stomachache caused by too much sugar?"
"No, but who can assure you that you will never get sick because of this stuff? I can't understand what those sweets have that makes you so amused"
"It isn't a matter of amusement. I just that I have nothing better to do."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you see, I like to keep my mouth occupied. So when I'm not talking, I'm eating, and lemon drops are the perfect snack. But if my mouth was otherwise occupied…"
"That can be arranged"
She stood up from the chair she was sitting on, walked over to where he sat and kissed his lips tentatively.
"Is that a good way of keeping your mouth occupied?"
"I don't know, my dear. Maybe you should try again"
As the kiss grew more passionate, they moved to a more comfortable place. It was stated later that yes, this was a very good way of keeping his mouth occupied.
But don't fool yourselves, my friends: he did not stop eating sweets.
The Fluffy End.
A.N.: There should be a category called "Pointless". That one would be on it.