Summary: Spryman breaks up with Elina, his girlfriend, and she joins the Estrogen Gang, and in one night becomes their leader; she turns into a villain, teaming up with Nicotine, and plans on making Hector a girl and making him smoke… can Spryman stop her in time, and say the words he knows he has to say to her?
Notes: Title, "Girls' Night Out", is a reference to Miley Cyrus's song "G.N.O.", standing for "Girls' Night Out".
Chapter 1: The Break-Up
Spryman sat in his office, playing a video game on his computer. "Jump, you stupid thing! Jump!" He jiggled the joystick, but it wouldn't work. "Aw, this thing is busted!" He tried to restart the game, but now the whole screen was frozen.
There was a knock on the door. Spryman sighed, slamming the joystick down. "Come in!"
In walked his girlfriend. Elina Hormona: one beautiful, tall drink of water. Silver skin, wavy but straight black hair reaching past her waist, green eyes, sixteen, taller than he was, slender, and kind of busty; she was sweet, she cared for both Hector and him, she was funny and smart, and she had a habit of putting her hands on the back of her jeans when she was thinking… and she could always cheer him up.
She sat down on the desk. "Hi, Paul," she grinned, flipping her hair and hitting him in the face with it. Seriously, he loved it when she did that.
"Oh… hi, Elli, what's up?"
"I missed you." She crawled her fingers up his arm and giggled madly. "Did you miss me?"
"Of course I missed you, Elli." He chose his words very carefully, even if he did mean it; Elina was an estrogen cell, and if she got testy, there were things she could do to the male cells in this body. "My stupid game isn't working, the screen froze up."
"Well, so?" She kissed him, and he mumbled. "You need a silly video game when I'll give you all the action you need?"
"Well… I mean, this was a new game and I was excited to play it."
She sighed. "Don't worry, Paul. I'll fix it later." She stared out the window as she stood up, putting her hands on the back of her jeans; she was thinking. "Hey, Paul?"
"Have you ever thought about leaving Hector?"
"Leaving Hector? No! I can't leave Hector!"
"Well, I mean, there's gotta be more out there, Paul! Just think of all the stuff we don't know about that's right outside this body! Just think of it, Paul!"
"Stop it, Elina—just stop it!" He covered his ears. "If you keep thinking like that, then—then—then you're not my girlfriend anymore!"
Elina leaned forward, making him shrink back in his chair. "Well, then, Mayor Spryman, consider yourself officially dumped and eligible." And she walked out of the office.
Spryman put his head on the desk as the door slammed. "Aw, man. What did I just do?"
Author Notes: Poor Mayor Spryman! What will he do? Stay tuned…
And LOL "there were things she could do to the male cells in this body" XD!
And for anyone who doesn't know, Paul is Spryman's first name.