Myst Does Limericks

Saavedro fans are a bit mad:

Just the mention of him makes them glad.

But they're also quite scary,

for hammers some carry,

So getting them angry is bad.

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In K'veer, a forgotten age,

Poor Atrus is in quite a rage –

The Stranger linked through

"I don't BOOAHR you!

You've forgotten to bring the white page!"

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To run around Riven is fun:

It is warm and it has lots of sun.

Every now and then,

You'll be threatened by Gehn,

But of problems, that is only one.

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Poor Saavedro – he never could rest

For he always was put to the test

With puzzles that bore

And riddles galore

In ages that he did detest.

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Saavedro, the Narayan guy,

Was trapped and soon started to cry.

"No!" he shouted, "No, no!

Please, let me go!

Don't leave and condemn me to die!"

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In Haven, two brothers did make

A rather ill-fated mistake:

Sirrus tripped in the bog

And was hit by a log,

And Achenar fell in the lake.

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"The Least are Great," Yeesha said gladly.

"You idiot!" Esher yelled madly.

"I'm the Grower, not she!

Duhknee needed me!"

The Bahro just shook his head sadly.

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Said the Bahro, "I'm out after food,

Can you recommend anything good?"

"Oh, please!" begged the Squee

"Pray, do not eat me!"

Said the Mangree, "I doubt that he would."

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A D'ni bard named R'shahleev

Once left an audience peeved –

In the middle of the song,

He struck a note wrong;

Embarrassed, he quickly took leave.