We Made the School News!

A/N: (Tear, sobs) Well, we're coming close to the end of the story now. And I hope you've all enjoyed this fic, and ignored the spelling mistakes. Review!

The next day at school, Sam and Danny were walking throught the halls hand in hand. They were getting eerie looks from most of the students, and a couple of the support staff as well.

"Uh Danny, is that janitor staring at us?" As soon as she mentioned it, the janitor rudhed off, nearly slipping on a yellow puddle as he left.

"He was, not to mention the entire student body." He fingered his hair, and went to work on his locker combination. Sam looked at the walls, desperate to find anything that might explain everyone's strange behavior. She spotted a copy of the school newspaper taped to someones locker. She ripped it off, and stared wide eyed.

"D-d-danny, I-I." She was speechless. On the cover was a picture of a Sam rubbing her swollen belly. She was wearing an 'I'm a new mom' t-shirt. And Danny was standing beside her.

Tucker came strolling up beside them. "Hey whatcha guys lookin at?" He held the latest edition in the PDA line, a price tag still on the back, and he was wearing brand name shoes.

"YOU." That was all that Danny and Sam could say.

He narrowed his brow in confusion, but then saw what Sam had picked up. "Oh, about that, see, um, I didn't actually do it." He began to sweat.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T DO IT?! YOU HAVE A NEW PDA AND TOP OF THE LINE SNEAKERS!" Danny's eyes caught into green flame. (literally)

"But I didn't do it."

"THEN WHO DID?" Sam demanded.

"Remeber when I said that people would pay big time for a naked picture of Danny? Well, I was shifting through some old pictures when Paulina walked up, and asked for one of you 2, I told her to pick the one she wanted, but I didn't check to see what she picked up. She must have taken the picture from when Sam won that corn eating contest, and doctored it, to make Sam wear that t-shirt. Funny story really, he he heh."

Danny closed his eyes for a minute, and took a deep breathe, while Sam continued to fume.

"YOU BONEHEAD! YOU CARBIVOURUS NUTCASE, YOU FRUITLOOP!"

(Suddenley Vlad turns his head in his castle somewhere)

"Sam, Sam stop. It's really not his fault. You know how convincing Paulina can be. You shouldn't take it out on Tucker, but I know who we can take it out on."

Danny's eyes flashed green and Sam smiled.

TPCRAZY USES LINEBREAK OF DOOM! DADADADADADADADA (BATMAN THEMESONG) LINEBREAK, YEAH IT REALLY IS!

Paulina was standing helplessley by her locker. She looked around and then took out a plushie Danny Phantom. "Someday you'll leave that goth loser, and be mine Danny."

Her locker door slammed, and Danny & Sam appeared beside it.

"Somehow I doubt that." Sam whipped out some goth makeup, and Danny took out some chinos.

"NO! CHINOS ARE SO LAST MONTH, NNNNOOOO!!"

LINEBREAK OF DOOM! BLAH BLAH BLAH, GHOSTS, BLAH BLAH. LINEBREAK!

A/N: The end, I hope you've enjoyed it, and what a happy ending.

Paulina: Ill get you for this Taylor Phantom! (TPcrazy)

Me: Looks like it's time for me to use the 'hurt people button'. (I set it to Paulina, and some grabge falls on top of her)

The End! Review, or I'll have to use the button!