Pick up lines the Cullens and or Bella/Jacob might use or definetly should use

Note I will limit myself to only two per character. Other than that my mind will fall completly into the gutter. Oh wait's its already there. One good/One perverted or I don't know random.

Carlisle:

1. You're due for a breast examination.

2. You're due for a proctol examination. (is that right? idk)

Esme:

1. I don't always play nice.

2. Let's skip all the bullshit, lose are inhibitions, and do what we really came here to do.

Emmett:

1. Do you have tickets to the gun show?

2. I could go all night.

Rose:

1. I can make you feel special. (lmao i saw avenue q the other night)

2. Blondes have more fun.

Jasper:

1. I can make you feel good.

2. The feeling is mutual.

Alice:

1. I saw you coming.

2. I saw you coming.

(lmao play on words ha no I'm just lazy and couldn't think of another one so live with it.)

Edward:

1. The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

2. How would you like to make those thoughts a reality.

3(cause Edward's awesome and this just has to be in here from my other story)

PIANIST DO IT WITH ALL TEN FINGERS!!1!!

Bella:

1. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better.

2. POOF! I'm here what are your other two wishes.

Jacob:

1. Werewolves like it rough.

2. I run at a 108 all the time.

Edward: Werewolves also erupt prematurely. (lol play on words suggestive eyebrow wiggle)

Couldn't think of any for Bella so I used my favorites.