Pick up lines the Cullens and or Bella/Jacob might use or definetly should use
Note I will limit myself to only two per character. Other than that my mind will fall completly into the gutter. Oh wait's its already there. One good/One perverted or I don't know random.
1. You're due for a breast examination.
2. You're due for a proctol examination. (is that right? idk)
1. I don't always play nice.
2. Let's skip all the bullshit, lose are inhibitions, and do what we really came here to do.
1. Do you have tickets to the gun show?
2. I could go all night.
1. I can make you feel special. (lmao i saw avenue q the other night)
2. Blondes have more fun.
1. I can make you feel good.
2. The feeling is mutual.
1. I saw you coming.
2. I saw you coming.
(lmao play on words ha no I'm just lazy and couldn't think of another one so live with it.)
1. The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
2. How would you like to make those thoughts a reality.
3(cause Edward's awesome and this just has to be in here from my other story)
PIANIST DO IT WITH ALL TEN FINGERS!!1!!
1. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better.
2. POOF! I'm here what are your other two wishes.
1. Werewolves like it rough.
2. I run at a 108 all the time.
Edward: Werewolves also erupt prematurely. (lol play on words suggestive eyebrow wiggle)
Couldn't think of any for Bella so I used my favorites.