TITLE: The Worm Song
AUTHOR: Grasshopper
EMAIL: Col_ONeills_girl@AOLisEvil.com
CATEGORY: Humor with a really weird romantic side.
SPOILERS: None that I can think of.
SEASON / SEQUEL: I don't know. Possibly season three (which I haven't seen) but I can't remember.
RATING: PG
CONTENT WARNINGS: Allusions to sexual situations is all I can think of.
SUMMARY: Just a song from Junior's point of view that popped into my head while Cricket and I were writing "Chocoholics Anonymous" (which hasn't been posted yet).
STATUS: Completed
DISCLAIMER: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. I have written this story for entertainment purposes only and no money whatsoever has exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of me. Not to be archived without my permission.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: This is my first story, well, song actually, and it most likely won't make much sense, but it's funny as hell. I hope you enjoy it. Oh, I almost forgot, but this slightly mentions romance. For those who don't know me (or haven't read any of my challenges) it's Sam/Jack and Teal'c/Janet.


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Chorus:
I am a worm and
I am a squirmin'
in this itty-bitty lake
in the stomach of my big Jaffa

Some call me a "snake"
and some "parasite"
but here in this stomach
I can swim all night


(chorus)


Oh they're killing out my race
I don't know all the facts
Jack would love to kill me
but he's handcuffed to Sam


(chorus)


Oh Sam would like to hate me
but she doesn't really have the time
when she's chasing Jack around in spurs


(chorus)


Dannyboy analyzes me
Janet runs her tests
Hammond really doesn't care
and Maybourne wets his pants


(chorus)


Teal'c is the last
but no not the least
he really takes care of me
by letting me dance


(chorus)


They think I'm a freak
I guess I kinda am
it's really not my fault
I don't know who I am


(chorus)


Now Janet's getting personal
Teal'c's loving it alot
I really don't know what to think
they're squishing me too much


(chorus 2x)


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