AAAHH! RUN! IT'S ANOTHER NARUTO AIM SESSION! I tried to make it somewhat funny. I think I failed. TT Oh well!
Swaff: Do the damn disclaimer.
Sasuke: Ugh, this skank and a half doesn't own Naruto.
Swaff: If it weren't for your smexy body, you wouldn' t be here. Remember: Once you're old, you're outtah here.
Sasuke: Thank God.
Swaff: -teary eyes- REALLY? WHY! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO?!
Naruto: You made her cry!? No sex for a month!
Swaff: -evil grin- DON'T MESS WITH MEEEEE!!
RAMENHOKAGE!: Has entered chat room
HYUUGA: Has entered chat room
UCHIHA: Has entered chat room
PINKY: Has entered chat room
WEAPONSMASTER: Has entered chat room
MINDCONTROL: Has entered chat room
HYUUGAHEIR: Has entered chat room
BLOODYSAND: Has entered chat room
UCHIHA: What do you want Naruto?
HYUUGA: Yeah, I have things to do.
PINKY: DO I REALLY NEED 2 BE HERE?
UCHIHA: No, Sakura, you can leave anytime you want.
PINKY: SHUT UP INO-PIG!
RAMENHOKAGE!: Okay, okay. Hey everyone. I have a question.
HYUUGAHEIR: Hi, Naruto-kun.
RAMENHOKAGE!: Hey Hinata!
UCHIHA: Just ask us already. Dobe.
RAMENHOKAGE!: Okay, what is secks?
HYUUGAHEIR: Has left chat room
RAMENHOKAGE!: What was that?
BLOODYSAND: I think she passed out and hit her head on the keyboard.
PINKY: HAHA I CANT BELIEVE NARUTO DOESNT NO WAT SEX IS!!11
MINDCONTROL: You didn't know until last week when I told you.
PINKY: SHUT UP!!11
PINKY: Has left chat room
MINDCONTROL: You boys have fun explaining. I'm out.
RAMENHOKAGE!: Bye Ino!
MINDCONTROL: Bye Naruto.
MINDCONTROL: Has left chat room
UCHIHA: Naruto, you really don't know what sex is?
RAMENHOKAGE!: Well, no! I wouldn't have asked if I did, Teme! Duh!
BLOODYSAND: What made you ask this?
RAMENHOKAGE!: Well, Sai asked me if I would have secks with him.
UCHIHA: That jerk!
HYUUGA: I'll kill him!
BLOODYSAND: Like hell! I'm killing him!
RAMENHOKAGE!: Uh...can you just tell me what it is so I can tell him yes or no?
RAMENHOKAGE!: No? You won't tell me?
HYUUGA: You're telling him no! Understood?
RAMENHOKAGE!: Well what if I want to?
BLOODYSAND: Say yes and I'm killing him.
RAMENHOKAGE!: DON'T KILL SAI!
HYUUGA: Then say no.
RAMENHOKAGE!: JUST TELL ME WHAT IT IS!
UCHIHA: How about I show you?
RAMENHOKAGE!: Uh, okay? When?
UCHIHA: Now. Come over to my house.
HYUUGA: NO!! DON'T DO IT!! NARUTO STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
BLOODYSAND: Next time I see you, Uchiha, you. are. dead.
RAMENHOKAGE!: Uh…I don't really understand…
UCHIHA: Oh! Like I'm so scared of the sandman!
BLOODYSAND: DEAD, UCHIHA, DEAD!
RAMENHOKAGE!: Ugh! Whatever, I'll just tell Sai that I don't know what secks is.
RAMENHOKAGE!: Has left chat room
HYUUGA: FUCK!! WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO NOW?!
UCHIHA: OH SHIT, SAI IS GOING TO RAPE HIM!!
BLOODYSAND: I don't know about you two, but I'm going to claim what's rightfully mine before Sai does.
BLOODYSAND: Has left chat room
HYUUGA: BLOODY HELL!
UCHIHA: NO ONE TOUCHES MY NARUTO!!11111111111WEJHBRDHVZDUYHGISEUHRDUGYHSPEARYGOUYSERGYAHESPGAYRHGH (A/N: I was just spazzing on the keyboard. Now I realize it says gay...which is funny 'cause they're...gay. Yeah. Anyways...)
UCHIHA: Has left chat room
WEAPONSMASTER: Hiiiii Neji. You know, you could show me what sex is.
HYUUGA: Has left chat room
WEAPONSMASTER: Damn! I'm alone again! ToT
Was this even vaguely funny? I'M A FAILURE! Oh well. It was as funny as I could be while reading some BDSM. -drool- ;)