Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Author's Note: Once again, a random idea popped into my mind and I must write it!

Hey Sound! Sakura Is Here!

When Kabuto found an unconscious Sakura in the forest and brought her back to Sound (much to the chagrin of Sasuke and the curiosity of Orochimaru), he expected her to wake up, scream and rant, and try her best to escape the compound without getting killed.

No one expected the kunoichi to wake up with amnesia or a childlike attitude that didn't fit a young adult of her caliber.

"Huh...? Is it nighttime already...? I thought it was still the afternoon."

"Ah, you're awake."

Sakura turned her head to the sound of the voice, "Who's there and why are you in my room?" "Actually, I believe this is my room," said the voice, revealing himself in the dim light to be the medic to bring her her.

"It is? Why am I in your room, Mister?"

"Mister? Sakura, please tell me that you're joking."

"I don't think I am. I don't know you, so I'm just going to call you Mister."

Kabuto sighed, pushing up his glasses, "My name is Kabuto. You've met me before, and seen me on several occasions. And you're in Sound in my room as I found this to be the only suitable place for you to rest." "Really? Okay then Kabuto! But I'm still confused. Why aren't I in my room? Is there something in my room?" she asked.

"No...you're not even in your village. I found you unconscious in the forest and brought you here."

"Oh...I don't remember being in a forest though. And what village am I from anyway?"

"Konoha...why are you asking all these questions?"

"Cause I'm confused!"

The medic sighed, 'Great...I'm dealing with a woman suffering from amnesia. Just perfect.' "Hello! Kabuto, you okay? You're spacing out on me!" Sakura yelled, waving her hand in front of his face. "I'm fine. Can you get your hand out of my face please?" he asked calmly. The rosette did as told and plopped down onto the bed again, a bit of a giggle leaving her throat.

'...And she's acting like a little kid.'

"So she's awake?"

Two heads turned towards the sound of the new voice, that of a raven-haired male and onyx eyes. "Hi Mister! Or will you tell me your name so I don't call you Mister?" Sakura exclaimed, excited to see another person. Sasuke glared, "You already know who I am, Sakura. Don't act like an idiot."

"Nope! I haven't a clue who you are. Sorry!"

"...You must be joking."

"Why does everyone keep saying that?"

"She has amnesia, and for some odd reason her attitude has changed from that normally seen in a seventeen-year-old to that of a nine-year-old," Kabuto said with an annoyed sigh, "So she has no idea of what's going on." Sasuke looked over at the rosette, who was kicking her legs to some sort of beat in her head, then turned back to Kabuto.

"You've got to be kidding."

"Afraid not. But at least this should be of some good news to you, Sasuke-kun. At least you're not being tackled or cried on."

"Hey Mister! Why is your hair shaped like a duck's ass?"

Sasuke inwardly sweatdropped, "I think this might be worse."

"So let me get this straight...I'm a kunoichi of the village of Konoha, apprentice of the Godaime Hokage Tsunade, and you found me in the forest unconscious, but when I woke up I didn't remember anything, including you two. Kabuto, you're the right hand of Orochimaru, the snake Sannin, and Sasuke, you're a former shinobi of Konoha and I was once in love with you."

"Pretty much."


Sakura put a finger to her chin, tapping it a few times while thinking. She then smiled, "Nope! Don't remember any of that!" The two men in the room sighed and hung their heads, all the while finding themselves becoming irritated at a fruitless attempt at trying to "help" the young woman. "Hey, are you two okay? You look upset. Did I do something wrong?" Sakura asked, curiosity in her voice.

"This is harder than I thought."


Footsteps echoed into the room and stopped at the doorway. "Is our little guest awake?" said the voice. "Hey Mister! Wow, there's a lot of people here, isn't there?" Sakura asked.

"Amnesia and an obvious changed in attitude, Orochimaru-sama."

"Oh, so that's the snake Sannin? Then hey Orochimaru-sama!"

Orochimaru looked over at the sole female, watching her wave her hand in greeting with a childlike smile stretched across her face. "Quite interesting," he muttered with a smirk, entering into the room and approaching a little closer to her.

"Ooo, you have pretty make-up! Can I use some sometime?"

"This isn't make up, my dear. It's my real face."


Orochimaru chuckled as he turned towards the other two occupants. "I believe she's going to be very comfortable here," he said, "We best prepare a room for her then." "You must be joking!" the two males exclaimed, shocked at the Sannin's interest in the woman.

"Wow, you guys must love to pull jokes here!"

Kabuto and Sasuke sweatdropped and Orochimaru chuckled.

Sound was never going to be the same.

I'll probably continue this later, but for now, here's this. I actually had a lot of fun writing this; Sakura makes a cute little kid at seventeen, doesn't she? Hope you enjoyed it!