It was your typical, peaceful day in the Mushroom Kingdom, and of course, this being a random fanfic made by a certain author who likes anything Nintendo, there was an elevator in Princess Peach's Castle. Now, for some reason, this elevator came with the castle, but was never ever used, not even on the castle's opening day. And the reason? Because it appears to be a cursed elevator... and today would prove this very thing, because three girls decided to use it as opposed to just going up the stairs.

But first... just what is Birdo up to? Why wasn't she at the party?

Birdo groaned as she was at the Peach Gardens, taking a stroll around the wide open garden as she had her arms folded together, shaking her head.

"Darn it... where is that secret entrance to the castle?" Birdo remarked as she was in the middle of the hedge maze. "I don't want to go through all those Toads inside... I got a special cake baked for the gals, but I can't let the guys ruin it..."

It was then that one of the giant black Chain Chomps spotted the pink feminine dinosaur, chasing her around the Peach Gardens as two more Chain Chomps joined in on the chase.

Now, back with our soon to be unlucky three heroines...

Princess Peach Toadstool, the young and pretty blonde, pink clad human ruler of the entire Mushroom Kingdom, was bored of chatting with the various Toads that were so similar she couldn't tell them apart, and she decided to enter into the elevator, whistling merrily to herself. It was then that the tomboyish Princess Daisy entered into the elevator after dancing around with Luigi.

"So, pretty decent day you had?" Peach asked as the door closed shut, and the elevator went up one floor.

Daisy nodded. "Yeah. I'm glad I don't have to dance with Luigi again, though. It was brutal." She let out a sigh of relief as the door opened again, the elevator stopping.

Toadette entered, waving hello to the two human princesses. The door shut close, and the elevator went up again.

"So, you too, huh?" Peach asked as she brushed through her blonde hair with her right hand.

"Oh yeah!" Toadette explained as she extended her arms. "It sure was nice! The partying, the socializing, the food...!"

"You really enjoy this, don't ya?" Daisy stated as she patted Toadette on the head, placing her hands on her hips. "I always like it when there's a party going on at the castle..."

Peach let out a muffled fart as she smirked, fanning the air behind her. "Man, that one really cut through. I would have thought I could have just squeaked it out..."

"...who are you talking to?" Daisy and Toadette commented as they looked at Peach oddly.

"Oh, my imagination." Peach remarked with a smile, thankful that her fart didn't smell that bad.

"Anyway, how about that party, huh?" Toadette exclaimed as she twirled around, holding her hands together as she let out a fart herself, with it being a cute little poot. "Wasn't it so good? I could just marry it!"

"I know, right?" Daisy responded as she held her hands together after moving her arms about, letting out a wet fart to celebrate the flatulent tangent.

Toadette nodded as she wrapped her arms around the back of her big, pink mushroom cap. "Totally, girlfriend!"

As the three girls started chatting among each other, the elevator passed the stops the girls were suppose to get off. It was a few minutes later that the elevator came to a sudden halt, shocking the two human princesses of the Mushroom Kingdom and the pink clad mushroom girl.

"The elevator... it stopped!" Peach gasped as she tried to open the door from the inside, but with no luck.

Daisy and Toadette both gave each other nervous glances as they realized shortly that they were all trapped within the elevator, which was now in the top of the castle.

"You know where the girls are?" A random Blue Toad asked Dry Bowser, who was getting some fruit punch.

"How should I know? I'm just a skeleton." Dry Bowser responded as he pushed the blue Toad away from him.