MizuKitsune10 - This story came from embrenn. Thanks Em! I still don't want you guys to know my name, so I will be V-chan, what Em calls me in her fic Days of Our Lives. This fic will be really random. This occurred after the invasion of HQ. Also, the Noahs are all alive, and both Em and I have innocence.

Em - Damned straight!

V-chan - Watcha doing here?

Em - Disclaimer. V-chan and I do not own D. Gray-man, if we did, all hell would've broken loose.

V-chan - damned straight Oh! The first chapter is my POV. The rest is in 3rd person.

Both - LET'S GET ON WITH THE FIC!

WARNING! THERE WILL BE RANDOMNESS & DIMENSION TRAVELLING IN THIS CHAPTER.

Ask Them Yourself!

Ask Them Yourself!

Chapter 1: Explanations Galore!

My POV

One day, Em came to visit me. We did lots of stuff, but we were still bored. Em was in my room on my bed when an idea struck her.

"Hey V-chan!" Emily hollered.

"What Em? and don't yell so loud." I told her as I handed her a coke and I sipped my water.

"I got a great idea!"

"Really lemme guess... we abduct people for no reason?"

"Nope, but close. Why don't we steal the cast of DGM and interview em?"

"Great idea! But let's limit that to Allen & his friends, Miranda, Krory, Cross, Koumi, Bak, the Noahs, and the Earl. Hey, to keep damage at a minimum and to keep them from escaping, let's use your indestructible dimension!" I cackled.

"Sure thing" Em said and pulled out her innocence. It was a white scythe with crosses on the blade. It glowed green, and she sliced the air. Suddenly, a rip appeared.

"Let's go. I'll get exorcists and you get the Noahs. I'll use the communication necklace to tell you when I got them." I said. Em replied, "Kay." and with that we jumped in the rip that closed behind us.

The Ark (3rd person POV)

The Noahs and Earl were sitting at their dining table plotting to kill the exorcists and win the war, but they all had different ideas of how to do it. Rhode thought of sending them all to her dimension and killing them using that redhead, who would break down this time. Tyki thought of using Tease and his power. Skin just thought if they didn't like sweets cough Kanda cough he'd electrocute them and Kanda would go down this time.

Jasdebi thought of torturing that vampire guy and making sure he can't do the blood thing again. Lulubelle had yet to meet the exorcists her siblings seemed to hate with greater intensity than usual, so she just though of Killing them swiftly and having a glass of milk afterwards. The Earl though, just thought his plans were going perfectly, even if that Walker brat destroyed his akuma egg. He could remake the egg.

As the earl was about to order an akuma to do his bidding, a rip appeared next to the dining table. Curiously, the earl made sure no Noah attacked the rip. Then, Emily. came out. The Noah, who saw who their visitor was, freaked out and tried to run away. Emily scared them enough, and the last thing they needed right now was her.

"Kobanwa Emily-chan." the Earl greeted. He was expecting mass mayhem, but was confused when she did not start the craziness.

"Kobanwa mad cow." Emily began. "I am here today not to torture you" the Noah sighed at this. "But to bring you to V-chan, who will interview you." Emily finished. There were lots of responses, but Jasdebi's was the best, and most vulgar.

"No fucking way are we going to that crazy editor of yours! She'll probably mangle us!" they cried and the other Noahs nodded in agreement while the Earl had a smile and was pleased with the prospect.

"Usually, V-chan is my editor, but now, she is the writer and I am her assistant. She and I also swear on out torture habits not to harm you while you're there, unless you deserve it." Emily swore. Satisfied with that since they knew that Embrenn and V-chan loved their torture habits, they followed her into a new rip she made. The rip closed and not one person was left behind, except for akuma.

Black Order HQ

The Black Order was quite busy right now, trying to resume order and what not. The people V-chan sought, except for Krory, were in Koumi's office, discussing what to do next. Suddenly, a rip appeared above them that Allen noticed.

"Look up there!" Allen said. All the exorcists braced for akuma, but were surprised when a girl came out. She was Chinese and was wearing a white shirt that reached half way to her thighs with selves that went to her elbow, a pair of black-blue jeans, navy blue flats, a gold necklace, a necklace that had a dragonfly charm on it, and two bracelets, one was gold. She had black hair that was naturally brown at the bottom, a tan, and brown eyes. Her bangs would cover her eyes if she didn't push them away.

The girl landed in a crouch position and yelled into the disappearing hole,

"You did that on purpose didn't you?"

Then, she saw she was with her targets. She sweat dropped and said, "Hello." Kanda, being the impatient person he was, yelled.

"Who the hell are you? How the fuck did you get in here without alerting the guards?" and had Mugen activated and near her neck.

"Okay. You need anger management issues, but I'll answer them anyways. My name is V-chan, and I would like to interview you all. I got in here because my friend sent me in here." she said.

"How do we know you're not a Noah, akuma, or the Earl trying to trap us?" Lavi said suspiciously.

"You want proof I'm not lying? Do I have gray skin and crosses on my forehead? Did I alert Allen's left eye? No." "You could be hiding your skin tone, and how did you know about my eye?" Allen said while looking very scared.

"I'll answer the question about your eye if you come with me, and seeing as I need more proof, I'm just gonna hafta show you it. I really didn't want to though.", and with that.

A bright light surrounded V-chan's arms. Suddenly, her arms turned black, but glowed green. "You're an exorcist!" everyone there shouted. "Yes I am, and I swear on my innocence that if you come with me and answer questions, I will not harm you or set you up in a trap. If you deserve the pain, I will give it.", she swore.

Finally after a lot of debate and Koumi saying they should trust her, they agreed. V-chan smiled, but frowned when she saw Krory missing. "Where's Krory?" she asked.

"In the hospital. He won't get out of his coma." Reever said. "Show me to him." she commanded. When she reached his bed, she touched his forehead and silently said, "search and destroy." And suddenly, a fingertip disintergrated and entered Krory's body. Then Krory spasm. "You said you would not harm anyone!" Koumi roared.

All the exorcists stayed silent, not wanting to anger the elder Lee. "Look at him." she murmured. After a few seconds, he regained consciousness and after hearing what everyone said, thanked V-chan and followed everyone else.

V-chan then locked the door to Koumi's office and took out the dragonfly necklace and said, "Em, I got them. Open the portal please." With that, a rip appeared in front of her, and everyone walked in after her. The ripped closed and no one noticed that the people had disappeared.

Emily's Dimension Pocket

Emily's group got in first. The Noah's looked around and saw a study with artwork (stolen by Dark) a desk with two chairs behind it, and a large brunch of chairs, seventeen to be exact. That was more than they needed. "Why are there extra chairs?" Tyki inquired. "Cuz I got more guests coming just wait." Emily said. No sooner had she said that, Emily heard V-chan saying, "You did that on purpose!" Emily giggled and waited, sitting at one of the seats behind the desk.

A few minutes later, she heard V-chan yell to open the portal. She did, and V-chan and her group came in. Once everyone was in and the hole closed, the exorcists and Noah's yelled, "Why the hell are we with them?! They'll attack us, and you'd break your promise!"

V-chan waited for them to shut up before she said, "You will not be fighting each other. Remember what we promised you we'd do. All of you will be answering questions without fighting. Em controls the place and she can have you stuck in quick sand, or the Amazon. There is no fighting. If you do, both of us will hurt you. Now any questions?" The Noah's all shuddered and said yes.

The Earl happily agreed, and the exorcists did to, if only grudgingly. Everyone took a seat, but the Noahs and exorcists separated from each other. "Why did you guys shiver?" Allen inquired. "Because cheating Boy A,", Tyki said "The last time those two joined together, all hell broke loose, and it's not fun." "Hey! We didn't kill you so why are you complaining?" they both yelled. "No reason!" Tyki shivered and quickly shut up.

Koumi finally found the nerve to talk and said, "Do you both have innocence? What do they do? Why did you not join the Order?" "And how did you know about my eye?" Allen asked. Everyone gasped and waited for a reply.

V-chan sighed and said, "Kay, yes both of us have innocence-" another gasp "and I'll explain my innocence and Em will explain hers. Mine-" her arms turned black again "is a parasite-type innocence called Dark Gloves. They enhance my strength while my arms are still in it physical form. My arms can also disintegrate into tiny particles that I could use to sense akuma. Also, the particles can enter the akuma, and destroy it from the inside. I can also have the particles heal other exorcists, like what I do when Emily gets hurt, but the particles could also poison you if I want them to. Got it?" Everyone nodded and warned themselves not to make her mad well, except for Kanda, Cross and the Earl.

Emily smiled and said, "Okay, so mine-" a scythe appeared in her hands "is this scythe, Loki. It can be used to purify akuma and also can rip holes in dimensions. I can use it to teleport others too. This dimension is one based on what I think and how I feel. This dimension is inescapable, even Rhode can't leave. So in here, if you piss me off, I'll make sure torture comes your way. I also know how to fight with or without Loki."

Rhode then tried to materialize her door, but failed. "She's right!", Rhode yelled. "So, we did not join the Order because we're not from here.", Emily said. "Huh?", was the oh so intelligent reply. V-chan sighed and said, "Look, we already told you the Emily can rip holes in dimensions. We used it to come to you guys' dimension. We are actually from a place where you are a Japanese comic and cartoon series. That's how we knew about your eye Allen." "Oh.", was their reply. "So, we will now start our interview.", V-chan and Emily said with evil gleams in their eyes.

And so the chaos began.

End

V-chan - So, watcha think? Also, if you read embren's fics, you'd realize the Dark Gloves idea came from 'An American Black Order'. No worries, I am allowed to use the idea.

Em - Yup! She is!

V-chan - Now, I need your questions to do this. PM me, leave a review I don't care. Please write who you're asking and your question(s).

Em - Anonymous reviews are accepted!

V-chan - Yep, so leave a question. I swear I'll try to keep answers in character ones.

Both - LEAVE A REPLY, STAYED TUNED, AND WE'LL UPDATE AS SOON AS WE GET AT LEAST 5 QUESTIONS!

SAYONARA!