Unintentional Chapter 1 – A Simple Scheme
Pairings: Daisuke x Ken / Taichi x Yamato / Takeru x Hikari
Setting: Daisuke and Ken are both 18 and in High School
Rating: R (FanfictionDotNet) / NC17 (LiveJournal)
Warnings: Yaoi (boy x boy), Swearing, Sexual themes
Author's Note: So this my newest fanfic and I made sure to have it all mapped out and such before I even started writing. I didn't do that with my last one and... let's just say it got VERY off track. Anyway, I really like the idea for this one and I hope you like it too. I also hope the flashback part makes sense. If not, let me know. R&R
Story Disclaimer: No profit was, or ever will be, gained from this fanfiction. It is a fan-made story loosely based off of the Digimon Adventure 02 world. Also, the characters themselves are based off of the adult versions of the characters from the epilogue in Episode 50. This way no one can complain about putting children characters in adult situations. These characters are based off of adults, and are adults in the story as well.
"Hey Daisuke, can you hand me a Pepsi?" Takeru asked the boy sitting next to him.
"Nope." Came the redhead's reply.
"That requires movement."
"You call that movement?"
"If it's so easy then get one yourself."
"… Daisuke… you're HOLDING them…"
"Lies. All lies."
"Will you pass me one then?" Ken asked from the other side of the tanned boy. Daisuke responded by handing him a can, not taking his eyes off the TV.
"What the fuck dude?" Takeru leaned over and snatched a can out of his friend's hand.
"Sorry Takeru, Ken's just sexier then you." Daisuke chuckled.
"Thanks baby." Ken grinned, opening the can.
"Gotta put my boyfriend first."
"Yeah yeah…" Takeru chuckled, eyes going back to the TV to continue watching the movie they had plugged in. He really wasn't sure when Ken and Daisuke started their little dating jokes, but it had gone on so long now that it would be weird if they didn't. Many time's he even thought for a second or two that they actually were dating. Thing was, they weren't.
"I think you're just too lazy to reach like 10 inches to your right." Takeru said as he opened his beverage.
"My 10 inches are for Ken only." The tan boy smirked, knowing full well how cheesy it sounded. That's pretty much why he said it.
"He means centimeters." Ken whispered loudly, purposely wanting Daisuke to hear.
"Heeeeey! That was mean…" Daisuke stuck his lip out in fake sadness as the blond laughed.
"Awe… want a kiss to make it all better?"
"Only if it's from you."
Both of them laughed, not willing to actually kiss. It was such a weird situation… but everyone had gotten used to it.
"Well this movie sucks balls." Daisuke stood up, walking over to the television and turning off the movie. "What else can we do?"
"I dunno but I really have to ask," Takeru began. "When did all your little dating jokes start? I've been trying to think about it but I can't remember."
"You forgot? It was because of that stupid party at Taichi's house…"
"Oh yeah! Oh my god that was so funny."
"Only because you weren't drunk off your ass."
"No, you're just not cautious enough."
"No one told me the punch was spiked!"
"It smelled like piss what did you think was in it?"
"I don't remember that."
"…there's a reason for that Daisuke."
"Yeah well… whatever."
All 3 laughed as the memories came back…
"Oh my god…" Hikari covered her mouth in shock as the movie played before the group of friends. They'd had a party the previous night at her house and were messing around with the video camera, but forgot to turn it off. Turned out someone had spiked the punch and the next thing they knew Taichi was videotaping the whole thing. They were all pretty sure he was the one who spiked it, but didn't have proof to do anything about it.
So far they'd witnessed Mimi, Miyako and Jou stripping on the table for most of the others, Iori trying to scream over the music for some odd reason and Koushiro sweet talking a plant. The only one who was sober was Takeru because he didn't really like punch.
Needless to say, the above mentioned were quite humiliated. Even more-so when they watched Hikari grab Miyako down from the table and start making out with her on the floor.
Hikari's cheeks turned a deep shade of red as Miyako fiddled with her shirt sleeve.
"HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT!" Daisuke yelled over the loud music blaring from the speakers, camera turning his way. "THERE'S PUNCH IN MY CUP! Like… a balled up fist… in a cup… HAHAHA! I said ball… AHAHAHAHAHA!"
Daisuke covered his face with his hands.
"Your face looks like a ball." Ken cracked up, laying sprawled across the couch.
"You know what, I don't appreciate your tone there mister." Daisuke said with fake anger, strolling over to the couch and stumbling twice on the way. No one tried to stop him though because they were either too drunk to realize what was going on or just plain didn't care.
"What'cha gonna do about it?" Ken provoked, sitting up and then falling back over.
"I'm gonna… uh…"
"Yeah that's what I th-thought."
"You're gonna fuck me?"
"That's not what I meant but hey I can do that too."
"Nnnnno!" Ken grinned and stood up, shoving Daisuke. The tanned boy grabbed his arm however and they both fell to the floor, Ken landing on top.
"… um…" Daisuke said nervously as he watched his friend straddle his hips on the television. Ken was blushing furiously as he peeked through his fingers.
"Hey you guys they're gonna like… do it!" came Taichi's drunken voice as he tried to hold the camera steady.
"Mmm… hell yeah baby." Daisuke smirked, unbuttoning his friend's shirt.
"Ah… touch me!" Ken moaned, running his fingers over the boy underneath's chest, desperately trying to undo his shirt as well.
"That's enough you guys…" Takeru ran over to them and pulled the darker haired teen off the other, tossing him onto the couch.
Everyone in the room gave a sigh of relief.
"Oh thank god…" Sora said; eyes still quite wide at the sight before her.
"This is HILARIOUS!" Taichi cracked up, moaning with pain a few seconds later when Yamato elbowed him in the ribs.
"Awwwwweeee but Takeruuuuuuuu… you're no fun!" Daisuke whined, standing up and crossing his arms in a pout.
"That's the alcohol talking."
"You should like… relax and shit."
"You'll thank me for this later."
"Hey Takeru…" Daisuke said, looking over at the blond. "Thanks."
"No problem" Takeru laughed.
"Have some punch Takeru!" Ken giggled. "It's like super good and stuffs."
"Not as good as Ken though." Daisuke said, walking over to his friend. Takeru tried to stop them but Daisuke shoved him into a corner.
"Mmm… nuh UH you taste bestest!" Ken threw himself into the other boy's arms; half because he fell forward and needed something to grab onto.
"Hey there sex muffin." Daisuke winked.
"I'm not a muffin, YOU'RE a muffin!"
"Guess I'll have to punish you for that."
"What'cha gonna do love biscuit?"
"Just bend over and you'll find ou-"
Takeru had gotten back up now and grabbed Ken again, wrenching him away.
Suddenly the camera turned away and pointed into the kitchen to show Yamato holding the entire punch bowl and pouring it onto his face.
Taichi doubled over with laughter on the couch, receiving another blow to the ribs. Ken covered his face with his hands again and Daisuke was staring at the TV in shock.
"That's enough…" Hikari said and walked over to the TV, turning off the movie. "I really don't want to see anymore…"
"Can I have it then?" her brother asked, rubbing his wound.
"NO!" Everyone yelled at the same time.
"I don't think I'll be able to leave my room for a while…" Ken groaned.
"Yeah… uh… sorry about that…" Daisuke blushed.
"I think I initiated more then you did so don't apologize." The dark haired boy sighed.
"Hehe… well uh… I think I'm gonna get going home now…" the redhead stood up from the couch and headed towards the coats, the rest of the group following his lead.
"Alright… sex muffin." Ken snorted in his hands and proceeded to crack up as his friend's eyebrow rose. "I'm sorry Dai… that was just… very cheesy."
"Oh you think so, love biscuit?"
Ken stopped laughing and glared at the other boy. A few seconds of silence passed and they both burst into laughter, the rest of the group groaning in disgust.
Ever since that happened the two boys started calling each other Sex Muffin and Love Biscuit as a joke, which slowly grew into the dating jokes they made now. Well… it really wasn't that slow of a process. After about a month it became a regular thing for Daisuke to slap Ken's ass as he walked by or for Ken to whistle at the other from across the room.
"What are you smirking at?" Daisuke asked Takeru.
"Nothing, just thinking about how retarded you guys are when you're drunk." The blond replied.
"One of these days I'm gonna get you drunk and video tape it just to get you to shut up about that." Daisuke laughed.
"He's just jealous because he didn't get to feel your chest." Ken winked.
"Well look, I gotta go." Takeru said, standing up and grabbing his keys. "We have school tomorrow and all."
"It's 9:30 you wuss." Daisuke snorted, putting the tape back on his shelf next to the DVDs. He didn't have very many VHS's anymore because he'd been slowly trying to replace them all with disks. Although the one they'd just watched was so damn boring he'd probably just toss it. He liked a good cheesy ass sci-fi original from time to time, but that was just ridiculous.
"Yes but by the time I get home it'll be 10 and quite frankly that movie made me really tired anyway."
"Well ok I'll let you off this once, but I better see you online tomorrow at 2am like usual!"
"Deal." Takeru laughed and opened the door, heading out into the apartment hallway. He closed the door behind him with a click.
"He's still a wuss." Daisuke said when he was sure the boy was out of ear shot, making Ken chuckle.
"Yeah well that movie was really shitty."
"You know, all this talk about that party and movies is making me want to watch that video again."
"You just want to see me on top of you."
"Too bad Taichi has it."
"hehe…" Daisuke opened his DVD cabinet and pulled out a label-less case, placing the DVD inside into the player.
"Wait… you have it? I thought Taichi had it…"
"He has the original yes. I just went to some extra work and copied it onto a DVD instead because I'm trying to get rid of all my video tapes."
"Ahh… how much did you have to pay him for a copy?"
"I agreed not to tell his parents."
Daisuke sat down on the couch next to his best friend and hit play on the remote. The video started up as usual.
"So this is my new video camera." Came Taichi's voice as it scanned around the room before the party. "Just trying it out because I want to make sure it works. Blah blah… don't know what to say… well here's the living room. And the kitchen… and… all that amazing shit."
"Yeah yeah I wanna see the funny stuff." Daisuke said as he hit fast forward.
"Hey wait I want to see it from the start." Ken said, reaching over and snatching the remote away.
"But it's boring!" Daisuke replied, snatching it back. Ken reached up and grabbed it and they began wrestling over it.
"Awe come on Daisuke you OWN it, you can watch it anytime." Ken said as he pulled hard.
"I don't care." Daisuke laughed, pulling back. Ken suddenly smacked the remote from underneath with his right hand, sending it flipping onto the floor.
"Now look what you did love biscuit…" Daisuke said with fake disappointment. "We both know neither of us are going to get off our asses and go get it."
"Yeah well you should have just let go." Ken stuck out his tongue. They both looked at the TV. At some point the "slow" button must have been pressed because the video was playing at half the regular speed. They'd picked a pretty funny spot to pause it at because Taichi appeared to be making strange faces at the camera, and when it was slowed down it was quite funny looking.
"Oh my god I HAVE to get a picture of that and send it to him!" Daisuke cracked up. "Whenever my computer starts turning on again…"
"Do you need me to fix it?"
"That would be nice."
"I told you to stop watching so much porn."
"Hey you know what, porn is fun to- … what the hell?" Daisuke suddenly stopped what he was doing and stared at the TV.
"What…?" Ken, looking over at it. "It's just Taichi picking up the camera…"
"No… there was a really quick shot of something else…" Daisuke got up and grabbed the remote, rewinding a few seconds back and playing it on slow again. "Yeah right after this… Taichi sets down the camera for a second… and then…"
Daisuke pressed pause before the scene change, with Taichi's hand covering the view. He then proceeded to press pause again to make the video go frame by frame.
"Daisuke there's nothing- hey!" Ken stood up and stared at the screen. It was obviously only a few frames long, but it was definitely there. Takeru was holding a bottle of some sort and appeared to be pouring it into the punch bowl.
"He did it!" Daisuke gasped, staring at the paused shot on his television.
"Oh that little…" Ken growled. "He all acts like he didn't do it too…"
"Sneaky bastard… I thanked him!"
"Oh he's gonna get it!" Ken turned and headed for the door, but Daisuke grabbed his arm.
"No no wait." The redhead said, pulling Ken back towards the TV. "I have a better idea..."
"I think we should get him back."
"Like a prank? What do you have in mind?"
"I'm not sure… help me think."
The two boys sat down on the couch and tried to come up with something; Ken leaning on his leg with his right elbow and tapping his upper lip with his index finger, and Daisuke sitting with this arms crossed, staring at the floor.
A few minutes passed by.
"Anything?" Daisuke asked his dark haired friend.
"Not yet." Ken replied, still thinking hard. Daisuke sighed and got up, proceeding to pace around the living room.
"Well you said you wanted to get him drunk and video tape it right?" Ken said, looking up at the other. "Maybe we should try that?"
"Maybe… but I want something more… it's not as good if you don't even remember it the next day."
A few more seconds passed by.
"Well I really can't think of any-" Ken stopped talking when his best friend started laughing lightly, obviously scheming something devious. "What?"
"Quick, what big events that require going out in public does he have coming up?"
"Um… well I think he was going to dinner and a movie with Hikari in a few weeks. It's their one year anniversary after all."
"Come on." The tan boy grabbed his friend's arm and headed for the door.
"H-Hey! Where are we going?"
"We're gonna need Taichi and Yamato's help for this, and trust me, this is gonna rock."