A/n: I don't own anything, don't sue. Come on, guys, you know the drill.

So...I've been gone terribly long time, and I am working on Goodbye Yellowbrick road, and will get the next couple chapters up just as soon as I can. I wrote this while I was practicing writing dialouge. Yes, it's kind of weird, but I'm kind of weird, and I was really frustrated. Hopefully it came out all right.


"Huh,"

"What?"

"You're Han Solo."

"What?"

"You're a smart-assed, cynical pilot who gets roped into saving the galaxy by this scrawny little geek, you've got a best friend who looks like he could take on a Mac-truck and win, and you fell in love with an equally smart-mouthed crack-shot princess."

"Did you just call yourself a princess?"

"Jack."

"And besides, you hate politics just as much as I do."

"Jack."

"And I think that if we'd have one son who gets killed in a war, another who goes dark side on us and a daughter who dated-let's say Maybourne's son-I may just have to kill someone. Possibly myself."

"…What are you talking about?"

"Erm, what?"

"Jack?"

"Nevermind."

"I thought you hated sci-fi."

"I do, drop it."

"Why did you read the Star Wars EU books? When did you read the Star Wars EU books?"

"Fer cryin' out loud, I said drop it woman!"

"What did you just say?"

"Nothin'."

""Yeah, that's what I thought."

"….Teal'c was reading them, and, uh, felt that I should know. You?"

"Cassie."

"Ah."

"Maybourne doesn't have any kids…right?"


Tod ya it was weird. But I thought it was fun, so I decided to share. Tell me what you think!