May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Peter Parker please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Peter Parker please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a Super Hero before
Doors on the floor me bustin' in badder and worse than before
and started whoopin your ass without so much gore
as in Evil Dead, throwin you over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
Goblin isn't back again like I think he is, is he?"
And Dr. Ock said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Ock's dead, he's died in his basement! (Ha-ha!)
Symbiotic vermin love SpiderMan {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Peter Parker, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around shooting his you-know-what
Swinging through you-know-who," "Yeah, but Weying's cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of genes up in my blood loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in Morbius' cooked goose
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
cause' I goota sell my pics to my favourite news
"My spider sense flashing, my spider sense is flashing"
And if I'm lucky, I'll kick you in the head and start bashing
And that's the message that I deliver all the crime
And expect them not to fight or I'll make them do the time
But of course they come at me, from front and behind
So I'll hit them again
And tie them up with my web line!
"We all just homosapiens.." Well, some of us homosuperior
who rip out all these poweres and kill you when near you {*SLURP*}
But if we can heal ourselves and others
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't be brothers
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Unless it turns you into a big man Spider that grows!
Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I'm Peter Parker, yes I'm the real Parker
All you other Peter Parker's are just Scarlett Spider
So won't the real Peter Parker please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

SuperMan don't gotta have class to sell any comics;
well I do, so I'll kick his ass and his Super boy's too!
You think I give a damn about glory win?
Half of my wins aren't even known of, let alone relished in!
But Pete, what if you can, I mean join a team?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to gritty peers?
Hell, Ms Fantastic better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to the door to get out first
and get to the bad guy so i can hiy him the worst
You little crook, tried to blast me on Ms Liberty
"Take this web head" Heck to originality
I should've let him fall into the sea
but its not my place to give justice liberally {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you you bad guys screwing up my life
so I think of leaving when I get into strife {*bzzzt*}
And now there's at least two like me
who swing like me; who don't have a buck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!


I know I'm like a whiner to listen to, but you would be too
if you had to put up with Goblins comin' in your living room
The only difference is I got the powers to fight em
in front of y'all and I got a cool suit to hide em'
I just get a new pic and sell it
and whether Stan likes to admit it {*ERR*} I'm his biggest seller
better than 100% of you DC folk out there
Then you wonder how can kids buy up these comics like Pokémon
And its because I got fight scenes and a morale to build on
I'll be the only person in the real life fame hall
Sitting in a frame on the wall and impressing you all
But now I'm just working and theres bad guys everywhere lurkin
And every single person seems a super villain working
To bring me down at MJ's, and I'll fight them there anyways
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "Spider sence berserking"
And I owe this all to my Uncle Ben
Who died before but told me then
That with all the power you have in the land
You gotta use it to help all the people you can
So I won't give it up and I'll keep on being the 'Spider-Man'!

Chorus 2X

Ha ha
Guess there should be some Ben in all of us
Lets go, lets all stand up!