(A/N): I wrote this back in July, just before the release of Book 7. I was way into wizard rock at the time, and felt the need to write a song myself. Here's the result for you. I know it's probably weird without knowing the tune, but it can be read as a poem of sorts at least.


"Wormtail's Girlfriend"
A Wizard Rock Song

Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter
Peter, Peter, Peter Pettigrew
Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Wormtail
Peter, Peter, Peter, I love you

Or so I say…

Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter
Peter, Peter, Peter Pettigrew
Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, Wormtail
Peter, Peter, Peter, Pettigrew

We were just a bunch a kids
Hanging out on the Hogwarts Express
Cho Chang walked by
Gave me an idea
So I thought I'd
Tell you my idea

But you
You think I'm asking too much of you
Just think about it, you know it's true
What went wrong could have been prevented
If Wormtail had himself a girlfriend

We'll go back in time
We'll set the wrong things right
Sirius'll still be alive
And Harry Potter won't be famous for nothin'

Dumbledore wouldn't have died
Quirrel would never have fried
Draco would have no reason to cry
And Harry Potter won't be famous for nothin'
We just gotta get Wormtail a girlfriend

James had Lily
Sirius had everyone else
Remus had his share of issues
But Peter had only himself

At Hogwarts he was so lonely
Crying every other night
Into his pillow while the others were flirtin'
With danger, with darkness, with their girlfriends

And you
You think I'm asking too much of you
But think about it, you know it's true
What went wrong could have been prevented
If Wormtail had himself a girlfriend

We'll go back in time
We'll set the wrong things right
Sirius'll still be alive
And Harry Potter won't be famous for nothin'

Dumbledore wouldn't have died
Quirrel would never have fried
Draco would have no reason to cry
And Harry Potter won't be famous for nothin'
If Wormtail had himself a girlfriend

No
You said no, no way
So get out of my way
You're standing in my way
Of getting Wormtail a girlfriend

Oh
Hey there Wormtail, hey
It's lovely to meet you today
It's lucky I met you today
I hear you're looking for a girlfriend

Hey, hey there Wormtail
I bet you want a girlfriend
Hey, hey there Wormtail
I bet you want a girlfriend
Hey, hey there Wormtail
I'm here to be your girlfriend
Be your girlfriend
Be your girlfriend
Your girlfriend

I've gone back in time
Gonna set the wrong things right
Sirius will still be alive
And Harry Potter won't be famous for nothin'

Dumbledore will not have died
Quirrel will never fry
Draco will have no reason to cry
And Harry Potter won't be famous for nothing

That cup won't be a portkey
Voldemort won't come back
Wormtail won't sell out the Potters
Just to save his own neck

So…
I've gone back in time
I'm setting the wrong things right
Sirius will still be alive
And Harry Potter won't be famous for nothin'

Dumbledore won't have died
The Potters won't have died
Cedric too will still be alive
But now I better be famous for something
'Cause I'm stuck being Wormtail's girlfriend


(A/N): Thanks for reading! If you have a wizard rock band, and you feel compelled to use these lyrics, feel free. Let me know you're going to use the song in a review, and credit me as the writer by my screename, and I'll be happy.