Okay, so this is a funny little piece of messing up songs and sticking them into the Twilight universe. it was just for fun, I was bored and I absolutely love this song! The lyrics are a LITTLE off at some parts, and some parts didn't change much, but I like how it came out. WAYYY OOC, especially for Bella (Can you see her going mmm, Yeah!?), but otherwise, I this it okay. Tell me what you think! I might add on with other songs- ex: I Won't Grow Up!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, Serious, or Ohmigawd You Guys.


Serious (OR Ready, whichever you prefer!)

EDWARD:
We both know why we're here
You see it in my eyes
I guess it calms my fears
To know it's nota surprise
I thought one whiff of you
Smelling like a dream come true
Would leave me speechless like you always do

But now you're wide awake
We've got some plans to make
Let's take some action, baby

So, baby, give me your hand
You've got some dreams to make true
I've got your future all planned
It's time to get serious
Time to get serious with you

BELLA:
I never thought that you-

EDWARD:
(spoken) Uh, honey, I'm not finished.

BELLA:
(spoken) Oh, sorry!

EDWARD:
Since I was changed, you see

BELLA:
Mmmm

EDWARD:
My life was planned out neat

BELLA:
Mmmm

EDWARD:
War and blood, I wouldn't need

BELLA:
Yeahh

EDWARD:

But then my family you meet

BELLA:
Mmmm

EDWARD:
In a big white house back east

BELLA:
Oh, ohh

EDWARD:
I struggled day and night

BELLA:
Yeahh

EDWARD:
I fought it with all my might!

EDWARD:
Here's where your life begins

BELLA:
My life begins

EDWARD:
Just where do I fit in?

BELLA:
I'll fit you in!

EDWARD:
I'll break it down now, baby
So, baby, give me your hand

BELLA:
Oo, whoaa, here's my hand, here's my hand

EDWARD:
You've got some dreams to make true

BELLA:
We both have dreams to make true

EDWARD:
I'll know that you'll understand

BELLA:
Oh yes, I understand

BOTH:
It's time to get serious
Time to get serious

EDWARD:
With you
Serious

BELLA:
Serious

EDWARD:
Gotta get out and start your journey!
Serious

BELLA:
Serious

EDWARD:
I'm telling you that this isn't corny!

BELLA:
Oh, oh

EDWARD:
You are my moon and sky
We couldn't take it, between you and I

BELLA:
Heyy

EDWARD:
Baby, that's why you and I

BELLA:
I, you and I

EDWARD:
Should break up!

BELLA:
Hey, baby, I'll give you my hand, we've-
(Spoken) WHAT?? You're breaking up with me?
I thought you were going to change me!

EDWARD:
(Spoken) Bella, I'm gonna be a monster forever.

I need somebody
Serious
Less of a human, more of a monster
Serious
Somebody ready and not unsure!

BELLA:
(Spoken) What?!

EDWARD:
Okay, that came out wrong

BELLA:
(Sobs)

EDWARD:
Baby, let's both be strong

BELLA:
(Sobs)

EDWARD:
I mean, we've known all along

BELLA:
(Spoken) Just shut up! What does that mean, I'm not ready?
I'm not ready to be changed, but I am ready to spend my life with you!

EDWARD:
Baby, your future's all planned
You've got some dreams to make true
I thought that you'd understand
It's time to get serious
Time to get serious

Bella runs farther into the forest while Edward dashes off to who knows where... A few hours later, Sam finds her and goes...

Sam:

Ohmigawd, Ohmigawd you guys!

He just ditched her- the one with weird eyes!

Don't you worry Charlie, Bella will be fine!

Ohmiggawd!


Haha! That Sam part I just added on AFTER I uploaded it, so the formatting is a bit off, but still! I can sooo pcture that- sadly... anyhow, tell me what ya think!