Terms and Conditions of Service
Implied relationship, Implied mpreg
I do not own the characters used in this fiction. "Naruto" belongs to one Mr. kishimoto.
1...Shika must first (1st) and formost, realise that there shall be no: sleeping, lazing about or general slacking off during sex.
2...Shika must notice at some point in the relationship, that I am not a shouji piece. I have emotions that require basic physical contact( i.e. I wanna cuddle after sex).
3...Shika should be aware that I have taken things into consideration.I shall not prepare ramen( Food of the Gods) for dinner everynight, as long as Chouji doesnt come over for dinner everynight.
4...Shika must understand that when we are getting married, If he were to say "troublesome" just ONCE on our wedding day. It will be over and I'll rasengan his shadow ass all the way to Sound Village.
5...I expect to be carrying our love child within six(6) months, no arguments, no negotiations.
In return,I, Uzumaki Naruto shall:
1...I shall not Kyuubi-fy during sexual intercourse. I shall endeavour to keep all fangs and claws away from the Nara to ensure that he doesn't have to enure embarrasing and invasive questions from the hokage, about the claw marks on his back and shoulders. Also, I intend to make sure that Shika does in fact, follow through with number 5 stated above.
2...I shall not argue excessively, nag or be "troublesome" like his mother.( I dont think I have the heart to employ such torturous methods)
3...I shall ensure that our child only recieves some of Kyuubi's chakra and not the entire demon.
4...I shall not go jealousy frenzy when( not if) you play shouji with Asuma and Chouji for hours and completely miss dinner.
5...I shall not find this document and tear it into pieces when neither of us does what it says. I know deep down inside, I have no intention of doing so. dattebayo.
How do you like it, It was done in like 15 minutes.Review, I might x-post this to either my lj or to Tonfa