I know it's been a long time.
I just found the notebook this story was written in. Although it's slightly out of date, I figured I might as well post up the next chapter and see what happens.
Reason number 300 I don't own Death Note: Matt is never shirtless.
Now, without further ado!
Mello's Guide To Girls
I have to run. I have to get out of here. I can't let Mello see me like this.
I'm sticky. And wet... I'm very very dirty. I need to be cleaned.
You know what that means?
"W-we should go now," I stuttered. Two reasons- partially because Mello's gorgeous form was now in front of me... partially cause it's rather chilly standing drenched in ice cold soda. Also, I really do think we should go home.
To my bedroom...
To SHOWER SEX! Don't want to ruin my new silk sheets.
I can see it now.
I'm covered in sticky soda an Mello comes over.
"Here, let me help you with that," his tongue laps at the back of my neck as his hand slides my shirt up.
"Let's get you in the shower, Matt."
Wait- What? I blink back to reality.
Even fantasy Matt knows when it's not reality. Got to work on that. Total immersion, that's the key. Total immersion.
Mello is standing in front of me, a bemused expression on his face.
"You won't pick up any girls covered in soda. Let's go home and get you in the shower. You need everything going your way, Matt."
Fail. Failure. No girl... YES!
This means I can come back to the bar with Mello tomorrow. And... And, we'll ride in my car again.
"Oh, wait two seconds. I've got a chick I've got to grab."
Mello crossed the room in a few quick strides. I watched his ass shake.
What was my beloved doing?
No!- Mello!- Stop!- Come back!
A girl. Obviously. He can't fail.
He is the master, after all.
What did I expect? He obviously wouldn't have left the bar without a girl.
Ugh. And here he comes smirking slightly. I can almost imagine that smirk is for me...
His arm is around my shoulder,
"You did horrible tonight. Do you know what that means?"
I can barely whisper back, my mouth is so dry.
"You've been a bad boy and you need to be punished."
The chocolate melts around his lips as he finishes crossing the room back to me.
"This is Sarah," he introduces the brown haired girl.
But not like this!
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