Nothing More Annoying Than a Bored Jack O'Neill
Stargate: SG-1, Post "The Light"
by Amy L. Hull (idea from MtGaT, who saw it somewhere else first)
Daniel glanced over his shoulder, cursing himself as Jack smirked.
"Jack, can't you find something constructive to do?"
"Nope." Another pebble pinged off the decorated urn. "Oh, and you lasted thirty-four minutes longer than yesterday."
Daniel gritted his teeth and focused on the hieroglyphs on the walls.
Locking Jack in the palace's sex slave cells had occurred to him the first day but he decided it wasn't worth the payback.
Countless pebbles streamed to the floor.
"Sweet. Ammo! Wanna join me, kid?"
Maybe some...creative...Goa'uld distraction would be worth the payback after all.