Nothing More Dangerous Than a Bored Jack O'Neill: Requisitions
Stargate: SG-1, Post "The Light"
by Amy L. Hull
Tools, alligator clips, electric wire, generator, Carter and Daniel's laptops, printer, paper, energy measuring devices, charcoal, rubbing papers, thirty of Daniel's books, box of rubber bands (500-count), naughty puzzles (over 1000 pieces)
Carter and Daniel's entire lab contents, cake (LOTS), potato chips, Gatorade (orange, purple or green--no yellow!), cases of beer
Two GameBoys with connector cable and five game cartridges each, four super-soakers, poker chips, several decks of cards, portable DVD player, batteries, five seasons of The Simpsons
Paintball guns, protective gear, four colors paintball pellets (10000 each)