OMG!!

What?

O!!M!!G!!

WHAT!?

W-WE…

WE WHAT!!

WE GOT ACCEPTED!!

OMG!! ARE YOU FLAMMING SERIOUS!?

YA WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THIS!? IDIOT!!

AWESOME!!

YA!! WE GOT TO CALL VALGEE!!

YA!!

Chapter 1- Meeting "Big Brothers":

Two girls walk up the campus walk way, bags filled with books and papers. One with long blonde hair and turquoise eyes, and a hyper active in-the-moment, cocky personality. She is wearing a black T-shirt with regular jeans. The other has short brown hair and blue-gray eyes, and a very shy personality when around unknown people; she is wearing a shirt with an orange circle with a swirl in it on its sleeve. They check in at the attendance office for their first day of villain high school. They are to go to room 111 to meet their "Big brothers".

"Okay Tobi let's go!!" says the blonde.

"A-all right. Let's go, DD" says Tobi.

They enter the room and see two guys sitting on desks talking. One is wearing a strange orange lollipop (a lot like the symbol on Tobi's shirt) looking mask…thing…ya…whatever. He has short black hair and one eye hole on the right side of his mask. He is wearing just a regular T-shirt with some type of band symbol on it. The other has long blonde hair, part in a high ponytail with long bangs covering the left side of his face. He has blue eyes with an I'm-better-than-you look (but you could tell that he isn't) on his face. He is wearing a button up striped shirt with ripped jeans and black leather gloves on his hands (for all of u out there reading this who know Deidara has mouths on his hands and say why is he wearing gloves it will make sense in chap 2) with the fingers cut off of the gloves.

The blonde sees them enter and stands up with the other to greet them. "You must be…looks at arm… DD… and… Tobi hmm?" says the blonde.

"What do you want, senpai?" says the other one.

"Ya that's us!!" says DD the blond.

Tobi nods.

The blonde guy says, "Interesting names …"

"W-what do you mean?" the brown haired Tobi says quietly.

"Ya what do you mean by that!?" says DD angrily.

Mr. Lollipop Face (Lolz) puts his hands up and steps back saying quickly, "N-nothing!!...whispers to blonde the blonde one scares me senpai."

Blonde dude, "Um… maybe we should just introduce ourselves hmm." He smiles and says "Hi. I'm Deidara a.k.a…DD as some people call me."

Mr. Lollipop Face (lolz again) steps up and says, "Hello my name is….Tobi!!"

DD (the girl) starts to laugh hysterically. Tobi (the girl...sigh) says, "Um…I think we should fix that with like a nickname or something."

Deidara says "I guess I'll just go by Deidara from now on hmm."

DD says, "I'm cool with that!! But what are we gonna do about Tobi and…um…hmmm…. T!! looks at Tobi and … Tobi"

"But which one gets to keep their name?" says Deidara.

"The funniest one gets to keep their name!! looks at girl Tobi Well I guess your T now!! snicker"

"Thanks a lot, DD."

"You're welcome…. T!! snicker"

sigh --

"Well it's nice to meet you Deidara and Tobi!!" DD says.

"IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!!"

"TOBI!! Calm down…"sigh

"Oh…sorry…lolz"

"It's cool I'm the same way a lot of the time." says DD.

"You can say that again." says T.

"OK!!"

"I was kidding!"

"Oh… ok then. So why did you want to do the Big Sibling program?" asks DD. She looks at Deidara and Tobi with a puzzled look on her face

shrug "To get out of some classes hmm." responds Deidara.

"YES I WOULD SO DO THAT TOO!!" screams DD.

"I did it to help little pplz like you!!" says Tobi with an understood smile.

"…I'm not that short…" sniffle says T.

elbows Tobi "Tobi don't be so mean to the fresh meat…I-I mean noobs…no I mean targets…NO NOT THAT EITHER!!...exasperated gasp whatever hmm.

"W-what?!" asks T.

"Oh I'm sure they're just kidding! glares at Deidara Right!?" says DD.

"Oh ya right!! I not good at speaking well!! (Obviously said so as not to scare T.)"

"Ya!! Just stay away from Pain, Konan, Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu say under breath especially Kakuzu, and well… practically everyone in this school!! big smile…also understood"

Deidara punches Tobi "(loud angry whisper) Shut up you idiot!!"

"OW!! What did I do!?"

DD and Deidara glare at Tobi. T is shivering. "Anyway… Let's get started with this tour."

"YA!!" yells Tobi right in Deidara's ear.

"Tobi…3"

"OH SNAP!!"

"2"

"RUN!!" Tobi runs out the door in a flash!

"1!! KATSU!!"

The girls hear an explosion from the hallway. Deidara (with a very satisfied look on his face) says, "Come on lets get started hmm."

END! w