"Leave Nico Robin Alone!"
by Winter Knight
Note: I do not own "One Piece" but I got the idea from a certain internet video...
Yes I will continue "Grim Eds" and "Girlman"!
note this one shot is edited for content...
At Impel Down, Mr. 2 Bon Clay puts on his mascara and puts on a Internet video on "Youtoob" and he starts crying and shouting his message to those who see this video:
"How dare anyone (BLEEP) make fun of Nico Robin, after all shes been through! She lost her parents, She went through a conspiracy where she had a (BLEEP) 79,000,000 beri bounty as a child. Her partner Mr. 0 turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now shes going through a battle on Enies Lobby. All the World Government care about is Poneglyphs and making money off of her. Shes a human!
What you dont realize that is Nico Robin is trying to live her life and all you do is write a bunch of (BLEEP) about her. She wasnt seen in public in years. Her favorite song is called "Gimme More" for a reason because all you people want is more, more, more, more, more! LEAVE HER ALONE! (cries and uses his clone clone fruit power to turn into Chris Crocker and turn back)
Youre lucky she even survived and joined the Straw Hat Pirates! (BLEEP). LEAVE NICO ROBIN ALONE! PLEASE! (cries and puts on more eyeliner)
Attachan talked about professionalism, and said that if Robin was a professional she would have pulled it off no matter what. Speaking of professionalism, when it is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time?
Leave Nico Robin alone! Please! (cries)
Leave Nico Robin alone right -- NOW! I mean it. Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me, because shes not well right now. Leave her alone! (cries and puts on more eyeliner)
Leave her alone!"
(At the Thousand Sunny)
The Straw Hats see this video and Luffy looks at Robin and walks away from her. Robin uses her powers to grab's Luffy's feet and she says, "Luffy you don't have to leave me alone! He or she is just telling the World Goverment to leave ME alone! I still can't believe I know that person, even I'm creeped out by this! I don't even think I should show my face around anywhere ever again!"
Nami then says, "And here I thought the Angry Fishman Nerd had issues..." Brooke then says, "Is that a man or a woman?" Sanji then says, "It's some weirdo who follows the "Oh Come My Way" lifestyle. Brooke then says, "Umm can I use it next? I'd like to..." Nami hits his head and says, "Forget it Brooke, you're not looking up porn online with Sanji again!"
Usopp then says, "Umm guys? I think Franky, Zolo, and Chopper are getting into the act!" Franky then does strange arm movements while singing "Numa Numa". Zolo swings his swords around and "Star Wars" music plays in the background. And then Chopper has his back at the crew and then he turns around and makes a weird face while dramatic music plays in the background.
(At Impel Down)
Smoker and Tashigi then watch Bon Clay's video and Smoker says, "Cancel his internet video making privlages"