Many thanks to all of you who have read A Plea to the Goblin King. This one might not be as polished, but I feel bad for not putting up anything in a while. Hope you all enjoy it! (Just realizing to herself - Why is all my Labyrinth poetry humorous?)

And no, I don't own Labyrinth. But if I did...(edited for content).


Knights and Princes

I'm looking for a boyfriend,

I think it's finally time.

I'm looking for a boyfriend,

And it will silence Karen's whines.

But my boyfriend has to be special,

Willing to fight my every fright.

My boyfriend has to be special,

How about a Knight?

Except Knights are such an out-dated thing,

Their armor rusts in the rain.

Knights are such an out-dated thing,

I demand a hero with at least half a brain!

And Knights are such boring old fools,

It's always duels and dragons.

Knights are such boring old fools,

That I refuse to join the bandwagon.

If Knights are no good, then where do I go,

For the Romeo of my life?

If Knights are no good, then where do I go,

To match the husband to this wife?

Perhaps I could convince a Prince,

Of royals, I am a fan.

Perhaps I could convince a Prince,

To be my leading man.

But Princes are so stupidly spoiled,

The wealth has gone to their heads.

Princes are so stupidly spoiled,

That I refuse their gold-plated beds.

And Princes know nothing of leading,

Cause Daddy King keeps everything right.

Princes know nothing of leading,

I need a man who knows how to fight!

If Princes are bad, then what do I do,

About my missing male?

If Princes are bad, then what do I do,

For this Sarah has yet to fail!

So I came to a decision,

About this dithering lot.

So I came to a decision,

As to whom my love I'll allot.

Knights and Princes are useless,

I'll never give them a ring.

Knights and Princes are useless,

That's why I went for a King.

Sarah and Jareth – that has such a nice ring!