Story: Pokemon: 100 Ways To Destroy Team Rocket Remastered
Author: Time Master
Written: April 2008
Remastered: July 12th, 2016
Genre: Humor
Rating: T (Anything Could Happen…Seriously)
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, nor am I solely responsible for the misfortunes that are about to be laid upon this duo.

Ah, Team Rocket…who doesn't know about them? You know…those three idiots who constantly fail to capture Pikachu, fail to do anything worth their boss's attention, and fail to permanently blast off and never be seen again? Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. I'm tired of their presence, so let's get rid of them in a variety of unique ways, shall we?

#1 Death by Rocket Launcher

Team Rocket were in their trademark Meowth-like hot air balloon floating over Pallet Town ready to launch a genius plot upon Ash and Pikachu.

"Look, there it is! That's where that brat Ash lives," James says, pointing down at the home not too far from them.

"Tell me again why we're here?" Meowth asks.

"Well, my sources informed me that Ash Ketchum is back home right now visiting his mother, and Pikachu was last seen sleeping outside in his backyard," Jessie explains.

"So we're going to swoop in, swipe up Pikachu, and be on our way!" James adds, while putting together a robotic arm machine he'll use to grab Pikachu.

"Heheh, finally, after months of failed attempts, we'll finally get what we want and get away with it!" Jessie says with an eager tone.

"Meowth, that's right!" Meowth proclaims.

The balloon descends upon the yard, and just as Jessie expected, Pikachu was lying on the grass taking a nap.

As Team Rocket were about to make their move…


…they were blown to bits by a military-issue homing rocket.

The explosion woke up Pikachu, who sits up and sees Ash walking out of his house carrying a smoking rocket launcher over his shoulders.

"Pika!" Pikachu says as he happily runs over towards Ash.

"Hey Pikachu! The plan was a success! I knew Team Rocket would fall for our trap," Ash says, satisfied for a job well done. "Come on, let's clean up their remains before Officer Jenny arrives at the scene of the crime."

Oh how I wished I could do that for real. Please review and stay tuned to the next!