A/N- I know, I've been gone for way too long, but my life has gotten so busy lately that fan fiction has basically become an impossibility.

So, it is with great regret that I inform you that the next chapter of 'Next July Fools Day' will, in fact, be the last.

I'm sure most of you are flying off the handle right now, but I don't think I've been doing this story the justice it deserves, and my creativity has basically run dry. So, as much as I love the story, seeing as it's predecessor introduced me to fan fiction and all of you that read my stories, I think it's time that it's brought to a close.

This also means I'll be pulling out all of the stops. And I'd like your help.

Jessica and Lauren are the human targets, but vamp on vamp pranks and physical assaults are going to be involved as well.

Any suggestions are welcome.

Get ready for the showdown ending of all time, OK?

Here's a little preview.

And then she bit down. Hard. The metallic keen of the detachment, however, could not be heard over his scream. It was so violently pitched it literally shattered the nearby bay window and every dog within a half mile radius howled in pain.

"Oops! Did I do that?" She asked angelically as she placed a hand on her hip in a 'fuck you' gesture that was purely her. He whimpered loudly, then rooted around, looking for the part of his anatomy that had recently become detached.


In The End - Linkin Park
More Human Than Human - White Zomie
Pride - Syntax