" Give up." said Neji as Naruto struggled to his feet. The first match of the chunnin exam had been going on for a long time, with Neji countering Naruto's every move. However, Naruto just wouldn't quit.
" Never." growled the blonde boy, facing Neji.
" You don't have any attacks that can get me." said Neji confidently. " And I've shut off your chakra points. You won't be able to make more shadow clones."
" Yeah," said Naruto, smirking. " But I've got one more jutsu. I gotta warn you, if I use it, you'll never recover."
" Bah." said Neji dismissively.
" You asked for it!" shouted Naruto. There was a flash of light and suddenly he was wearing strange poofy pants and gaudy gold jewelry.
" My-my-my-my ramen hits me so hard,
Makes me say 'oh my lord'
thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two ninja feet
It feels good when you know you're gonna
be the greatest ninja from Kohona!"
The crowd stared, slack jawed, as Naruto did a strangely hypnotic dance while singing.
" Can't touch this! Na na na na na, na na! Can't touch this!"
" Neji! Look away before the awesomeness of the Hammertime No Jutsu overwhelms your mind!" shouted Guy from above, but it was too late. With his Byakugan active, Neji couldn't help falling victim to the legendary technique.
"Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it that you gotta dance!
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat!"
"Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat
that they can't touch!"
Thank god for Sharingan. thought Kakashi and Sasuke, watching and copying the move.
"Stop.! Naruto time! Can't touch this!"
" I surrender!" said Neji, collapsing. " Your just too awesome!"
Screw Sasuke, I want that kid! thought Orochimaru.
" Naruto-kun! You were awesome!" cheered Hinata, throwing her bra down to him.
" I declare Naruto the winner of the chunnin exam, forever." said the Hokage.
" What the hell was that?" shouted the Sand Siblings in unison. And why was it so damn awesome?