Disclaimer: I don't own it…although I wish I did…..
"Chocolate…chocolate….Lily want chocolate……. I want it…."
"Uh…. Lily?" asked James Potter, her new best friend since…last week.
"Chocolate….." muttered Lily Evans.
"Is there something you need to tell me?" James asked, looking concernedly at his Head Girl. Lily looked blankly at him, much like a squirrel looking for nuts, and a human calling it. Wide eyes and all.
Then, out of no where, she screamed, "CHOCOLATE!" and ran at lightening speed to no where in particular.
"What's wrong with her, mate?" asked James best mate (beside Lily), Sirius Black.
"That's beyond me… she was muttering about chocolate… at least, I think she was… Ummm…." He drifted off, and Sirius laughed.
"Mate, do you think she could be going through PMS?" James screamed, horrified.
"WH-what?" he stuttered.
Sirius looked curiously at him, "Don't you know about the birds and the bees?"
"Yeah…duh, that's a given."
"Well, then do you know what women have to go through?" At this James went silent. Sirius screamed this time.
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PERIOD IS!!" he yelled. Everyone in the Common Room stopped, and looked at the two. The girls burst out laughing, but all the guys looked horrified. That is, until Peter Pettigrew said, "What are you talking about? Isn't that the thing we call our classes?"
Then, Lily Evans came into the room. "Potter! Potter! Potter…Potter….. Potty, Potter…" she ran over to him.
"Uhh… yes Lily?"
"Do you have any chocolate?"
"Ummm….no, I don't think so."
"I don't know…I didn't know you wanted any."
Then Lily screamed, and stormed off.
"Will everyone please stop screaming?" Sirius asked.
"Nah, it's too much fun." Remus Lupin, a Werewolf said.
"Shut up, Moony."
"You're dead Remus!" Then, Sirius tackled him, while James decided to go to the Head Common Room.
Once he was within range of the couch, he collapsed on it, and gazed into the embers lazily, thinking about his best friend…and how he wished it would be more……
We all know about James obsession over this certain red head… do you even want me to explain for the hundredth time?
Glancing around the room, wondering where his object of affection was, he noticed a gleaming bar of something. He picked it up and noticed chocolate across the front. Not thinking about Lily's certain state; he opened the bar and ate it.
Then, of course, Lily came into the room, saw him eat the last bite, and screamed. James covered his ears, and flinched wondering why the hell he just did that. He opened his eyes to see Lily gaping at him, and then get a look of determination in her eyes.
She walked over to him and got two centimeters away from his face. She cocked her head to the side then crashed her lips onto his. Need I say more? Here, I'll give you a hint… she got the taste of chocolate, alright.