Sky: YEAH FOR X-FILES!

Scully: No, seriously, why do you have to invade our little area. Go, go back to terrifying the members of House...leave us alone!

Mulder: (Sadly) NO! Don't leave meh! I've been off the air for six years! I need all the company I can get! (hugs)

Sky: Scully...call...off...boyfriend... (gasps)

Scully: Fine. Sky does not own us, will never own us and doesn't dream of owning us. She will also be departing this realm of fandom shortly. (Pointed glare)

Mulder: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


Scully's Opposite Day Note

To my most reviled enemy, Mulder,

I just wanted to say that I hate you.

Yup. Everything about you.

I hate the way you smile

The way you smirk

That stupid grin you get when you know you've beaten me

I hate how you make me feel

That tingle I never get in my chest when you're close

Or that absurd sense of longing I never get when you call my name

I hate you for your courage

And your beliefs (which, quite frankly, are stupid.)

I hate you for hating me

And never making me feel safe

Never making me feel needed and welcomed

And I hate you for your looks

For your dull, ugly eyes

And your more ugly soul and...

And...I'm out...

I guess what I want to say is...

Happy Opposite Day, Mulder

I hate you.


Sky: See! It wasn't that bad!

Mulder: (Looking heartbroken) Scully...I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!

Scully: (glares)

Sky: Um...review? And remember...this was written for Opposite Day...where things are opposite...

Scully: GET OUT!

Sky: Yeah...okay...I'll just...

Scully: NOW!