You're My Dirty Little Secret

You're My Dirty Little Secret

A ninja and a duck swam upstream for the winter. But the ninja had a problem finding food. So he ate his log, named Rubert. The duck loved to swim so he ran away from the ninja although they were best friends.

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Sasuke: "… what the heck??"

Naruto: "ok…"

Kakashi: "I'm scared!!"

Hinata: "why did the duck leave??" cries

Naruto: "…"

Sasuke: "…"

Kakashi: "…"

--x--

And the duck missed his friend so he went back to him. But the ninja had a new friend named weenie the wiener dog. And the duck became mad. He quickly jumped on the ninja and started to attack his face.

--x--

Naruto: O.o

Sasuke: "… what the heck??"

Kakashi: "…"

Hinata: "why??" tears run down her face

Naruto: "Hinata are you ok??" O.o

--x--

It started raining dramatically. Lightening flashed behind the fighting beast. They quickly turned around to see pikachu. He was the cause of the lightening flash. Ash came out of nowhere.

"Stop fighting!!" Ash yelled as he quickly ran between the fighting friends.

--x--

Naruto: O.o

Sasuke: "… what the heck??"

Kakashi: "Stop saying that!!"

Hinata: "ASH!!"

Naruto: O.o

--x--

The duck couldn't stop in time so he ran into Ash causing him to fly off the cliff.

"Pika," Pikachu yelled, "Pika pika pikachu pika pika pikachu!!" Naruto and Sasuke jumped out from behind a tree. Pikachu quickly looked at them.

--x--

Pikachu: "Pika pika pikachu"

Naruto: "What the heck did you say?"

Sasuke: "I agree!!"

Hinata: "Pikachu that was so beautiful!!" big teary eyes

Kakashi: "I love my book." Holds his book close

--x--

"What the heck is going on?" Sasuke asked. After pikachu explained everything, Naruto hit the ninja in the head.

"What's your problem? He's your best friend, not Weenie," Naruto yelled "Believe it!" The ninja felt bad so he hugged the duck. Sasuke quickly grabbed Weenie and throw him over the cliff. And the ninja and duck were best friends for the rest of their lives.

--x--

Naruto: O.o

Sasuke: O.o

Kakashi: O.o

Hinata: "That was SO beautiful!!"

Pikachu: "Pika pika pikachu!" .

Me: "Lol!! My twin and I wrote this in my science class!"

What do you think??