A year later…

Edward and I haven't gotten over Alison yet. It's sad, really. Today was the day; we would be in the bedroom so much that we would forget about our troubles. I smiled at my figure in the mirror. The things I had in the shopping bag in the corner of this bathroom were confidential, but only to Edward. I knew the contents of the bag. Alice was staying in Alison's old room. Jasper was away for a while so Alice said she would stay with us. That meant less privacy and more shopping, yippee. Edward was out hunting and Alice was helping me set up the bedroom for our special day, there were candles everywhere, and, believe me, when I say everywhere, I mean everywhere. I was afraid that our house would set fire so I talked Alice to set up small lamps everywhere instead.

She agreed.

Hoo-rah. I skipped down the hallway to Alice's room to see her chatting to Jasper, I frowned, when would she stop? Alice Cullen: Jasper Stalker. Isn't that just strange, how she's his stalker and she's also his wife… I stared at the chatroom, Alice noticed me, but didn't care.

SoldierBoy- Hey, Alice, baby.

IknowEverything- Hey, Jazzy.

SoldierBoy- I can't wait to get home and-

I turned my head away from the screen, it was as if the screen had big bold letters that said, MATURE CONTENT, it wasn't like me and Edward hadn't done any of the things Jasper was describing… it's just, it was weird to see Jasper, not only Jasper but, a part of my family…. Was very, emphasis on the very, strange.

I tapped Alice's shoulder and she turned her head toward me.

"What happened to the constant need to make this night 'Perfect, perfect, perfect'," I quoted her. It was so weird having Alice convinced about making me and Edward's sex life perfect. If I could blush, I would, right there.

"Umm, I sort of realized that me being sort of- wait," Jasper sent her another message. I slapped her shoulder, the look on her face symbolized that she was pissed off. I made my face look as though I was shocked. She flashed her white teeth and went back to the computer.

"Hello? Alice?" I said, staring at the screen again, and then averting my eyes. She scowled at me.

"Do it yourself, Bella," she said. A perfect comeback came to me.

"Yes, I do plan to have sex with Edward myself, Alice. I just need your help making this night the best life of Edward's life." She turned to me and was about to speak when I cut her off, "And if you don't, I will take away your car privileges." She scowled. That was her only way to the mall.



"Fine." She said. I won! Usually Alice wins these types of fights. I pulled her away from the computer exactly after she typed bye to Jasper. She followed and ran around the house getting random things, hoping that she would be done soon.

Alice POV-

Bella was forcing me to sex-preparing-labor. I grabbed some random sex toys and shoved them in different places in Bella and Edward's… sex room. I gagged, it smelt like- eww. What the hell is that in the corner?! It was… this may call for drastic measures.

Maybe even computer slang. Yes, computer slang it is.

OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFGGGGGG!!

There were piles and piles of pictures of Edward, yes Edward, Naked. I freaked out, this was the second time I had seen Edward naked, and it was in different POSES, WITH Bella, this time.

The first time I barged into the bathroom when Edward was showering, I screamed that time.

This time, I just freaked out and ran away from there. I threw the rest of the sex toys in different corners and ran out to Bella.

"Done." I stated.

"You saw the photos, didn't you?" She asked. I muttered a silent yes and walked into my room. Bella giggled and walked into the room. I heard clothes fall to the floor; I better not barge in on them. Then I heard clothes being shoved back on. I screamed. A new chatroom was on my computer.

JakeBlack- I'm coming to your house to talk to Bella.

I rushed out of my room and slammed my fist down on the room. The dog opened the door and I walked in. Bella, luckily, had her clothes on. She was scowling in the dog's direction.

"Why are you here?" She asked the dog.

"I'm really sorry, Bella." He had a gun in his hand. I raised an eyebrow. Edward came smashing inside of the room.

What was going on?

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Edward shouted to the dog. I sat down on one of the beanbags in the room. This was like a movie.

"I'm going to kill myself, and I want you two to be making love while I do it, to make you remember why I am doing this." He said, smiling proudly. Bella grabbed the gun from his hand.



"No." She stated. He shook his head and took the gun back.

"Please, Bella." He said, "I need to die like this." Bella frowned and took off her clothes. Edward stared at her naked figure, sitting on the bed. Jake prepared the gun.

While I was on the edge of my seat. Who knew life was so entertaining.

Then it hit me, Edward was going to be naked. Here comes the computer slang again. Edward stripped.

OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, OMFG!!

Bella stretched her legs apart, the gun made a click sound. Edward entered her slowly, the gun went off and hit Jacob in the heart.

That was the end of the movie.

Time for the end credits.

Time for the clapping.

Time for the end.

Bella POV

And that was it, the end of Jacob. The end of the other half of my not working heart, gone.

Even if it wasn't working. It was still half of my heart.

It was time to start this night of ours. Even if there was a dead werewolf body on the ground. Alice left, and Edward positioned his large erection at my wet, wet, core.

Okay, btw, this cliff hanger is the beginning of the graphic lemon I promised and the next chapter.

Hoo-rah. I kept my promise!!