How To make Enzan Kill You

How To make Enzan Kill You!

Author's note: I do not hate Enzan. Am please enjoy the result of boredom, stupidity and Writer's block for my other stories.

Disclaimer: I do not own Rockman EXE. If I did I wouldn't be here. I would be rolling in cash.

Do you hate your life and wishes to be dead? Do you hate Enzan Ijuuin, the world's richest kid? Do you want him to get into big trouble? If you do, please do either one of more of the following actions.

Steal all the coffee beans.

Steal all the instant coffee powder.

Steal all the sugar.

Cover the walls with pictures on Netto and Laika being idiots.

Cover the public walls with pictures of Enzan doing embarrassing stuff.

Buy everything about Netto winning stuff and being the hero, etc and stuff it in Enzan's mailbox.

Make all the fangirls hang around Netto and Laika and make him a loner.

Burn his house down.

Burn his computer.

Burn his house.

Burn all of his expensive cars.

Burn all of his valentine chocolates.

Eat all of his chocolates.

Burn all of his coffee-related items.

Eat all of his coffee-related items.

Make him pissed.

Make his dad pissed and blame it on him.

Kill Netto when he wanted to kill Netto.

Delete Blues.

Delete Rockman.

Delete his father's navi and blame it on him.

Make him put on make up (via blackmail) and take a picture for further blackmailing.

Make him walk around in high heals and take a picture.

Bribe his father into firing him.

Bribe Meiru into smacking him infinite times.

Let fangirls into his house at like 3 am in the morning.

Poke him infinite times.

Tickle him infinite times.

Kick him infinite times.

Cut his hair.

Die his hair (pink).

Curl his hair.

Frizz his hair.

Shave his head.

Force him to move to Australia (to see my friend).

Force him to move to Antarctica.

Force him to move to America.

Force him to go to the Bermuda Triangle.

Force him to go to Iraq.

Take all his stuff and give it to the poor.

Take all his stuff and burn it in his father's office.

Take all his stuff and dump it on the sidewalk.

Take all his stuff and sell it. Give the money to the poor.

Take all his stuff and sell it. Spend it on your funeral.

Set his pants on fire.

Set his famous shirt on fire.

Make him marry the first female he sees.

Make him marry the first guy he sees.

Make him marry his nanny.

Make him marry his grandmother.

Make his marry Netto.

Make him marry Meiru.

Make him marry Yaito.

Make him marry anyone.

Paint his room pink.

Paint His room black and claim his Goth.

Switch all his clothes to black punk style.

Make him have piercings.

Tell him he's fat.

Tell him he's stupid.

Tell him he's got 0 IQ.

Tell him he's fired.

If that doesn't work…

KILL CAPCOM AND Ryo Takamisaki!

Author's Note: Sorry for the yaoi, can't think of anything. And don't take any of those things to seriously, eg. Eat all his coffee related items. Don't go eating his coffee-scented shampoo or eating his dog named "Latte".(That's the name of my friend's dog) or even, eating his pale brown house. EAT THE THINGS THAT ASRE EDIBLE. Also beware of the consequences eg. the laywer. Make sure you have your own.