Mrs. Katsuragi was in charge of recording the wedding. Naturally she had to interview everyone during the reception and make sure to catch all the good moments. Here all those recordings:
K: Well, if it isn't Sasazuka! How are you enjoying the wedding?
S: I am having a wonderful time.
K: Anything you want to say to the newlyweds?
S: I said what I had to say in my toast. I trust Neuro to take care of Yako.
K: And I appreciate all the help you've provided to Yako and how you watched over her. Almost like a weird pedophile.
S: I'm no pedophile. I'm an avenger.
K: Ai and Sai! The murderers my daughter is associated with!
Ai: Say hello Sai.
A: Sorry, he's a little depressed that there won't be a sequel featuring him and me with our own baby. Cheer up Sai, enjoy the wedding.
S: You're right. After this can I grope you at home?
A: Of course.
K: Is this appropriate for wedding footage? We're not taping a porn here!
S: That is a nice idea for a wedding gift. Should have given them a tape of us.
A: That would be interesting to say the least.
K: I'm shutting this camera off now!
K: Ooh! Higuchi! You were one of the candidates for my daughter. Guess you should have knocked her up first!
H: I don't really like children. Sorry.
K: Oh. Any words of advice for the newlyweds?
H: Well….I can give them all the websites for free anime and music. Call me anytime.
K: I see you brought your laptop. May I ask what you are doing?
H: Oh. I'm recording the wedding using my computer's camera. I'm also subbing the video so Americans and other English speakers can watch it.
K: Aren't you afraid it'll get taken down and you might get arrested?
H: I'm not stupid. I can hack any website in the world. They'll never catch me. I'm also working on an electronic drug for children. I just need a way to market it.
K: My daughter sure has some unusual friends.
K: Godai! The gangster that was enslaved by my new son-in-law! Are you having fun?
G: Yeah. I actually am. I'm happy for them. Hey, don't record that! I don't want that goddamn demon laughing at this later!
K: Too bad! Now the world will know you have a soft side!
G: God damn it!!
K: And the newlyweds! How is your wedding?
Yako: Perfect! It's more than I could have hoped for.
Neuro: After the reception I will sex your daughter brainless!
Y: Don't tell my mother that! And now it's recorded!
K: It's okay Your father was a dirty talker too.
Y: Why must I learn such disturbing facts?
K: And is that my little granddaughter?! Aya! You look so cute! Giggle for your grandma! Come on! Giggle!
Jun: Hey! I have something to say for the newlyweds!
K: Okay go!
J: I know I'm usual goofy and laidback but I worked hard to write something serious so you guys know how much I-
K: Whoops! Out of battery! Better go to the car and get the emergency pack.