Author's ramblings- Hey ya'll this is my first fic. The idea for this story hit me like a ton of bricks today while struggling through a boring day at work…so this is what comes of it. I hope you like it. I placed it in the time it is because I love screwing with Umbridge. The couples may start out canon, but I assure you they won't end that way. Oh and the reason my typing and quotations suck is my shift button died on me. Go crappy computers1

Disclaimer- I only wish you though I owned Harry Potter.


Fred and George Weasley where headed to another detention with the evil Professor Umbridge when they unexpectedly bumped into Luna Lovegood. 'Oh sorry Weasleys. I didn't see you.'

'That's fine Luna.' Fred replied. 'What brings you here this late?'

'I just finished detention with Umbridge.' Luna said skipping along. 'Apparently she doesn't like musicals.'

George and Fred cracked a smile as Luna vanished down the halls of Hogwarts. 'Thinking what I'm thinking Gred?'

'Always dear Forge, always.' And with a smirk on their faces they began to plot.

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Fred and George soon arrived at Professor Umbridge's office, happier than one should when serving a detention with her. They quickly took their seats as Umbridge produced quills and parchment. 'Now boys, I hope you remember that we at Hogwarts do not tolerate such rude behavior.'

'Yes ma'am.'

Umbridge gave them her cruel smile before adding, 'I don't suppose you boys could tell me who gave you your supplies?'

Fred leaned forward slightly, 'Moses suposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously.'

Umbridge smile twitched, 'And what does that mean?'

Fred smile grew as George joined in. 'And Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as Moses supposes his toeses to be. Moses suposes his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously. A Rose is a rose, a Mose is a Mose, A Nose is a nose, A Toese is a toese.''

Umbridge went pale and the smirk left her face as the Weasley twins stood and began to sing.

'Moses suposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
and Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be.'

Umbridge watched as the twins began to tap dance around her office.

'Moses supposes his toses are roses,

But Moses supposes erroneously,

Moses he knowses his toses aren't roses,

As Moses supposes his toses to be! '

"Moses! Moses! Moses!

As Moses supposes his toses to be!

A rose is a rose is a rose is a roses,

A rose is what Moses supposes his toes is,

It couldn't be a Lilly or a taffy-daffy- dilly,

It's got to be a rose cause it rhymes with Mose.'

The song ended with Fred and George both sitting in Umbridge's lap and kissing her on the cheek. This brought her back and yelled at them to leave.

'GET OUT. GET OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW.'

The twins bowed and exited before laughing hysterically. George gave a wicked grin.

'This is only the beginning.'