Sasori and Deidara were walking on a path to the Land Hidden in The Leaves. Well, Hiruko and Deidara were walking.

"Danna, you're always inside Hiruko. I've never seen you before." said Deidara breaking the silence.

"And you certaintly have no good reason to, brat." said Sasori as they walked inside the entrance to a hotel.

"There you go, Sir, 1 room for you and the Misses." said the woman at the desk.

"I'm not a man-I mean Woman, un!" said Deidara in frustration.

"I'm sorry, sir." said the woman, not sounding sorry at all.

"Listen, brat, I'm not going to enjoy sharing a room with you." said Sasori as they walked up to their room.

"Kakuzu only gave us enough money for one, got it?"


"Danna, un. I'm taking a shower."

"Good. I don't want you smelling up the room."

iEverytime I try to talk to Danna, he always snaps back at me, thought Deidara./i

As Deidara showered, Sasori got out of Hiruko and stretched while he had the time.

Sasori polished Hiruko. But as he was about to jump back inside of him, Deidara walked out of the bathroom.


Deidara stood there, his mouth gaping open.

He admired Sasori's unkept red hair, and his brown eyes. And his shortness. Something to tease him about.

Sasori froze.

He turned around to find Deidara in his towel, frozen, his mouth hanging open staring at him.

Sasori had dirty thoughts trace through his mind. Plus, Deidara had seen him now. But Deidara was beautiful.

"Dei-chan." he purred as he walked over and put his arms around Deidara's slim waist.

Deidara was startled at first, but when Sasori crashed his lips into his, he relaxed.

Deidara wrapped his legs around Sasori's waist. Sasori picked him up and put him on the bed.

He un-tied the towel and let it fall to the ground.

"Deidara, you do the rest." he said, shoving 3 fingers into Deidara's mouth.

Deidara quickly un-buttoned Sasori's cloak, suprised to find wood.

"I thought you knew I was a puppet, Dei-chan." said Sasori as he kissed Deidara's neck.

Deidara was amazed. "Well, un, You're a irrestible puppet."

"Thank You." said Sasori as he pulled his fingers out of Deidara's mouth.

He flipped Deidara over onto his stomach and made him stand on all fours.

He placed his three wooden fingers at Deidara's entrance and pushed inside of him.

Deidara felt a small amount of pain and whimpered.

Sasori scissored around.


He'd found it.

He placed himself at Deidara's entrance.

"This is going to hurt, Dei-chan."

Sasori pushed his member into Deidara.

Deidara gasped as he felt a sharp ejecting pain. Tears welled in his eyes.

Sasori started a slow rhythm. Deidara felt some of the pain turn into pleasure. He moaned.

"See, Dei-chan, I told you it would get better."

"No you didn't."

"Pretend like I did."

Sasori quickened his pace.

Deidara gave a loud moan. He felt himself reaching the end. He gasped, and panted each time Sasori thrust into him.

Although Sasori felt nothing, he could tell that he was giving Deidara pleasure.

"Danna!" moaned Deidara as he climaxed.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

Sasori pulled on Deidara's cloak and opened the door to find the woman from the front desk.

"Ok, listen, I've gotten many complaints ab-" she started as she noticed the Akatsuki cloak, supporting its red clouds with a white outline.

"...Complaints about this door..." she finished.

"Someone is coming to fix it. Have a nice day!" she said running down the stairs.