OK, so I caved and wrote another chapter of this.
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Mission: Anger Management Class
The pink-haired female closed her apartment door behind her and walked down the steps.
There had been several more anger management sessions since the first, chaotic one. They were beginning to actually calm down and focus.
The second session had been in two parts. Tenten, Neji, and Lee had gone in first. Hennan had expanded the session so that both teams got exactly an hour every session.
Hennan had made the executive decision that, since they were all doing so well, they would have one big great session again.
'Here you go Hennan!" Naruto had chirped during their second session, handing over his homework. The rest of the team handed theirs over, too, and the four sat down.
Hennan put his fingertips together. "Now…I have decided to let you talk, each, one by one to get all your emotions and feelings out. This is the first step to a healthy relationship."
Sakura almost froze. Did he know…??
No. There was no way that could happen. They kept it a secret.
"…So, Sakura, you're first."
Ugh, that had been horrible, when she had been on put on the spot like that. At first, she had kept to very recent stuff-
"-And they all think they're better then we just because they are guys and I'm a girl-"
-but she began to move on to more, er, touchy subjects-
"He left me on a freakin' bench! A BENCH!"
"Sakura, that was so-"
"SHUT UP UCHIHA! DON'T INTERRUPT ME!"
'Ugly, calm down."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SAI? I'M PERFECTLY CALM!"
-and then things just went to pure chaotic-ness.
"I want to kill them…tear apart their bodies piece by piece and hide it away! BECAUSE THEM ALL SUCK!!'
"LEAVE ME ALONE NARUTO!!"
And then, she had burst into tears and had to be removed for the rest of the session to calm down.
Of course, the scene at her apartment that night had NOT been friendly. Or pretty, as a matter of fact…
"I can't believe you are still harboring all those feelings."
'Uchiha, do you want of FOOT up your ASS? If so, please, by ALL MEANS KEEP TALKING!"
"Sakura-chan, calm down-"
"NO, NARUTO, I WON'T! MAKE ME!"
Actually, it was Sai who FIRST made her shut up, but Sasuke and Naruto soon joined in.
Damn boys and their stupid hormones.
The pink-haired female pushed open the door to the Anger Management building and is greeted by Tenten smiling at her.
"Hey, Tenten," Sakura sat next to the brown-haired female. "How've you been?"
'Er, OK, I guess. Neji and Lee are getting a little easier to deal with…What about you?"
"Naruto's still as annoying as ever, but I'm getting better at controlling my temper. Sasuke's speaking more, although not as much as the rest of us do, and Sai is…well Sai is being Sai."
"Wow. Everyone else is…late…?"
Tenten nodded. "Yup."
The brown-haired girl looked at her female companion and smiled.
'Y'know, these classes are actually starting to really help…"
It had gone from…
"HYUUGA, DO YOU WANT MY WEAPONS ENDING UP IN YOUR ASS?? OH, WIAT, THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FIT 'CAUSE YOU HAVE A FIFTY-FOOT POLE UP THERE ALREADY!"
"YOU ARE MOST YOUTHFULLY RIGHT, YOUTHFUL TENTEN!"
"Hnn," Neji glared.
"FUCK YOU, HYUUGA!"
"YOU MOST UNYOUTHFUL MAN!"
'Y'know, Neji, I would prefer it if you would speak in full sentences. Its annoying otherwise."
'…That was not a youthful complete sentence," Lee frowned.
"Now, Neji, remember the rule about saying 'Hnn'…" Hennan said.
Neji frowned. "I'm SORRY, OK?"
'Not good enough," Tenten said.
'BE MORE YOUTHFUL, NEJI!"
"…I am sorry for being a stupid, arrogant, stuck-up bastard who doesn't speak in complete sentences and deserves to be buried in the pits of hell."
"Excellent," Tenten grinned.
Tenten smiled fondly at the memory. Her team was doing REALLY well…
"I wish you would give me some tips,' Sakura hooked her hands underneath her legs. "Sasuke is such a pain in the ass."
"Ah, well, every pain in the ass is different."
"What…oh I get it."
The door opened and in came Sasuke. "Hnn."
"Speak of the devil," Tenten said, leaning back in her chair.
"They don't understand."
"What are you talking about, teme! Of course we under-"
"Naruto shut the FUCK up!"
'…I will kill you."
'Shut UP, teme/Uchiha!" Sakura and Naruto had chorused, glaring.
"Stop calling me Uchiha, Sakura."
"Two words. Make. Me."
"…Teme…NOT IN PUBLIC!"
'Shut up dobe."
"STOP FUCKIN' SAYING 'HNN'!"
"Hello Sasuke," Sakura greeted cheerfully.
"Hnn-mmm,' Sasuke covered, sitting beside Sakura.
The door burst open and Naruto came, wheezing in. "TEME! YOU CHEATER! TELEPORTATION JUTSUS WEREN'T ALLOWED!"
"You should've told me beforehand," Sasuke said off handedly, smirking.
"…Naruto, Sasuke, stop arguing,' Sakura frowned.
"Ha ha, teme."
The door opened, and in walked Sai. "Hey hag, emo bastard, and...what's wrong, dickless?"
'Nothing, Sai," Sakura cut Naruto off. "You two, sit down. Hennan will be here soon."
"What if I don't want to, Sakura-chan?"
"Naruto, you are SUCH a perv."
"You like it."
"…No, I don't."
The door opens and in come Neji and Lee. Lee looks quite happy with himself, while Neji looks really embarrassed.
Soon the door opens again and Hennan is beckoning them all in.
The session goes as usual, with Sakura going first-
"I swear, if one of them breaks my window again, I will-"
-and then Sasuke-
"Can you STOP being so annoying, dobe? It bugs me so-"
-followed by Naruto-
"You're such a jerk, teme! You think you're so cool, with your ice-cold jerk of an-"
-and then Sai-
"I don't see why them get so pissed at me. I never do anything wrong-"
-and then Lee and his YOUTH-
"THE UNYOUTHFUL WAY MY YOUTHFUL TEAMMATES UNYOUTHFULLY PUT DOWN-"
"Hn-They annoy me so much with all their yelling and screaming. It gets on my nerv-"
-and finally, Tenten.
"I SWEAR I will stick this kunai UP THEIR ASSES if they don't learn to-"
Hennan cleared his throat. "Well, Neji, Sai, Tenten, Lee, Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke…I am proud of you."
"You have all done really well…I am sorry to say that this is our last class. However, you still must practice all these coping and talking techniques I have taught you. I KNOW you are ninjas but, please, don't FIGHT when you're arguing. Now, let's all pull our chairs into a circle. It's time for the I Have Learned Circle."
Tenten really hated this. She sighed.
"I have learned that's it's not worth it too argue about ramen with teme…"
"I have learned it's not worth the bruises I get to call my teammates by nicknames."
"I have learned that I'm going to end up dead one day because of Sakura."
"I have learned that I can kick Sasuke's ass."
"I have learned that Lee isn't actually all that bad."
"I HAVE LEARNED MOST YOUTHFULLY ABOUT THE YOUTHFUL YOUTH FLAMES MY YOUTHFUL TEAMMATES PUT OUT!"
"…I have learned that I shouldn't say 'Hnn'.
"Well, that concludes our last session. If you ever need to talk, I'm here for you."
The pink-haired female smiled at her teammates.
And, er, lovers.
…Yes, they were together. But it was a secret…between the four of them.
No one else would know.
"Wanna have a team picnic by the river?' She asked.
"Sounds like fun."
"Great. Meet you guys there in fifteen to twenty minutes, alright?"
She rolled her eyes.
They were, most certainly, a family.
The weapon mistress sighed. Somehow she'd convinced her teammates to come eat lunch with her. It was oddly silent, because Lee was eating and Neji was being, well…
Like he did so well.
Lee finished eating and the two began to talk. Neji was still being quiet, but something was…well, off.
"Is something wrong?" She asked after a long pause.
"…No," He said. "Nothing's wrong."
She wasn't really convinced.
"I SAID nothing was wrong, and I mean it, OK?" Neji snapped.
The brown-haired female wrapped her arms around her quiet teammate and hugged him.
"We're you're teammates, Neji. Don't be so harsh to us."
"…I am sorry."
"I know you are."
Somehow, without speaking, a silent, unbreakable promise was made between the three of them.
Will be sequel-ish-ness...don't kill me, please??
Um, yeah, so, please review.
WHICH SHOULD I DO/DO NEXT...
(Team Gai Management -takes place inbetween Mission: Anger Management chapters-)
(Team Eight Management)
(Team Ten Management)
(Sand Sib Management)
...i think that's it...
TELL ME PLEASE!