Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any manner whatsoever, although I wish that I could.

This is something random that me and my friends came up with in math class. It cheered up one of my friends who was freaking out over a test and I hope that you enjoy this creation as well.


The Akatsuki members were passed out asleep all over the Akatsuki living room. There had been a wild party only two hours previously. It was Akatsuki only and there had been dancing, drinking, and just straight out partying.

They were still asleep until someone's cell phone went off. The ringtone was "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake.

"I'm bringing sexyback and all the boys don't know how to act"

All the Akatsuki members groaned. All they wanted to do was sleep. Itachi was the first to wake up enough to recognize that it was a cell phone making the disruptive noise. He reconized the song and picked up his cell phone.

"That's mine," Itachi said opening his phone. As soon as he opened his phone another phone rang with a different ringtone.

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and GAY!!"

The new ringtone just added to the noise, for the old ringtone didn't turn off when Itachi had opened his cell phone.

"Are you sure that that call was for you, un?" Deidara asked Itachi after both ringtones had turned off.

"Well some one must have the same ringtone as me…" Itachi said trying to defend himself.

"Who had the other ringtone?" Sasori asked.

"It wasn't Tobi, because Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi schreeched.

All the remaining members claimed that it wasn't theirs when Pein complained.

"It has to be someone's or else it wouldn't have rung." Pein pointed out. After he finished talking the ringtone turned on again.

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and GAY!!"

This time without a different ringtone to cover up the new one it was very easy to identify where the noise was coming from. Itachi's face turned scarlet as everyone looked at him.

"Excuse me for a minute…" Itachi said getting up and exiting the room.