Elevator Love

"Help! Help me! I can't breathe!"

"Shut up! You're not making this any easier!"
"Stop breathing my air! I… I'll stop you!"
"G… Get away from me!"
"I'll suck that air right out of your lungs!"
"Mmmphhh! Mmmmhhhhh…!"


"He's being gay with father!"

"Stop! Stop it!"


A few minutes later… The elevator door opens…

"Aaaah!" screams Manfred von Karma, who sees the two men lying on top of each other. "G-Gregory! You cheating bastard! I'll teach you to toy with my heart!"


Author's Note: Yes, Yogi's line is from the Simpsons.