This series goes sooo long between releases. I think I should start replaying these games to get more story ideas...

I'm not too sure what to think about this one.


Sexycake

It was Phoenix's birthday.

"Happy birthday!" cheered everyone. Phoenix, Gumshoe, Edgeworth, Larry, and Pearl were all gathered in Phoenix's cramped office.

"Here comes the cake!" said Gumshoe as he wheeled in a massive four-tiered cake on a cart.

"W-woah…" Phoenix stared in awe at the enormous cake. "It's really… big. I mean, really, REALLY big."

Pearl gleamed. "Well, of course it's big! There's no way it would work with a regular sized cake!"

"What wouldn't work?" asked Phoenix. "By the way, where's Maya? I haven't seen her all day."

Suddenly there was a loud, wet slurping sound. The top of the cake exploded as Maya jumped out, wearing a bikini.

"Here I am, Nick! Happy birthday!"

"Wooooooo!" Larry cheered.

Phoenix stared at her in shock. "You… you guys… actually… buh?"

Edgeworth cleared his throat. "You know, when a woman leaps out of a cake, generally she doesn't leap out of a REAL CAKE."

Maya puffed out her cheeks. "I know that. But that's such a tease, isn't it? I mean, this HUUUGE cake comes wheelin' in, and you're all like, "Woah! That's a big cake! Super awesome!" But then this girl comes out, and you're all, "Awww, what? That's not a real cake at all! I really felt like eatin' some giant cake!" And then it's like the whole thing was totally pointless!"

Franziska raised an eyebrow.

"And when me and Pearly tried to buy one of those giant cake things, the guy looked at us funny and said we were too young! Nobody's too young for cake! That would be just sad!"

Franziska couldn't hold it in any longer. "The POINT of the CAKE is the GIRL inside, FOOL."

Maya looked at her. "Huh? The girl? Then…" Maya turned bright red.

Edgeworth looked at Franziska, who was tapping her foot and twitching her eyebrow at a fantastic speed. "I guess you know all about this sort of thing, don't you?" he grinned.

"S…shut up, fool!"

Phoenix sighed. "Now how are we going to clean up this mess…?"

Alternate Ending

Phoenix stared at Maya, who was covered head to toe in cake and frosting.

"Maya… you…"

Maya tilted her head. "Hm? What is it, Nick?"

"You look… delicious."

Phoenix walked over to Maya and began licking her.

"Ahaha! Nick! Hee hee! What're you doing! Stoppit! Ahhh! Haha! N-Nick…"

Phoenix lifted his head and stared into Maya's eyes. "Oh, sorry. Was I too forward?"

Maya blushed. "Oh, no… It's OK. I mean, I'm covered in cake…" She looked away. "I wouldn't be able to resist myself either…"

So Phoenix and Maya went to the bedroom to do adult things.

"Yay!" exclaimed Pearl. "I finally got them to admit their true feelings! Isn't it great? I bet they're kissing… and, and even holding hands in there right now!"

Edgeworth, Gumshoe, Larry and Franziska all felt extremely uncomfortable.