Disclaimer: don't own much
This idea came from my friend and I while we were at school.
Galerians on Crack!
Rion: Here's one without a name.
?: (Girly sounding voice) That's you Rion.
Rion: What the? Who are you?
Cain: (Still girl voice) I'm Cain you silly goose.
Lillia: (Eye starts to twitch)
Rion: You look just like me!?
Cain: Why shouldn't I hot stuff?
Rion: What the f--. (Censored that word for sure)
Lillia: I think it's the tight outfit that makes him sound a little faggy.
Cain: Well let's fight and then have some cookies.
Rion: F-- this!
(That computer room where Rion talks to Ash)
?: Hello Rion.
Ash: Yes it is.
Rion: What do you plan to do with mankind.
Ash: I don't know... I didn't think i'd get this far, but I guess I must confess something..
Ash: I'm not a man..
Ash: I'm a woman.
Ash: Shocking isn't it?
Rion: Oo? What the f--g God! I knew it, I f--g knew it!
Nitro: I'm fat.
Parano: I'm mentally retarted.
Spider: I'm not a spider... I'm a pretty butterfly!
Parano and Nitro: Oo!
Ash: All of you are the fattest and stupidest people I ever met!
(Random street corner)
Ash: Ok Rion lets be best friends!
Rion: Ok. (Hold hands and start to cross the street)
(Car hits them)
Lillia(In car): I think I just killed someone. (Pause looks around car) Oooh cookie!
A/n: This was my first Galerians fanfiction. I will make more if I get good feedback this is just the test run.