PERFECT MASTER CARD COMMERCIALS

Author's Note: Okay, here are some more little gems!

NUMBER 5

Cost of replacing the Commander's enforcer rig: 20,000 dollars

Cost of cleaning Commander's uniform of water damage: 200 dollars

Cost of 'accidentally' dunking the whining Mayor in the water because he wasn't happy about you losing the Blue Manx: PRICELESS

NUMBER 6

Cost of repairing Megakat Towers (again): 10 million dollars

Cost of cleaning the streets around the Tower: 150,000 dollars

Cost of raising taxes to pay for all that: Ridiculously high

Cost of replacing inept and cowardly Mayor who spends the city's treasury for his many worthless money making ventures: PRICELESS

NUMBER 7

Cost of cleaning an expensive one of kind dress belonging to Ms. Briggs: 500 dollars

Cost of transfer for an enforcer officer to a new duty station: 1,000

Cost of the favor for taking said officer from a fellow military leader: Two bottles of expensive alcohol and the designs for a new bazooka. 150 dollars

Cost of getting rid of the impossibly inept and clumsy Lt. Commander Steele: PRICELESS

NUMBER 8

Cost of cleaning up the city from swamp damage: more than 50 million dollars

Cost of jail time, court proceedings, legal documents, lawyers, judge, enforcer work hours to guard Dr. Viper: 15,000 dollars.

Cost of having Viper 'accidentally' being taken out by one of his own plants...permanently: PRICELESS

NUMBER 9

Cost of a new type of chopper: 1.2 million dollars

Cost of a newly designed laser pistol: 50,000 dollars

Cost of seeing the thrilled look on a beloved niece's face when presented with this new equipment: PRICELESS